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HAPPY HALLOWEEN BUCKAROOS great day for a classic spooky tingler

most of these can be found as part of the SCARY STORIES TO TINGLE YOUR BUTT SERIES

oh and if you want to get one of my NON-EROTICA HORROR books then check out BURY YOUR GAYS, CAMP DAMASCUS, STRAIGHT or preorder LUCKY DAY

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Emperor: Ah yes. I have crafted the perfect disguise. I will blend in seamlessly with the adventurers and they will never even suspect that I am an ilithid.

Emperor:

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please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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technique looks perfect

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | deleted scene

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a fun fact i can post now: the glasgow subway ticket machines have had a little sticker added to them that says they don't accept the new king charles bank notes and if you have those you have to go to the counter to use them. i assume the keyword here is new and this is because the image-recognition of the cash machine can't for whatever reason be quickly updated to accept novel currency as legitimate. but frankly it's more fun to imagine the machines have refused to accept the transfer of power and are just straight up committing treason on purpose.

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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

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renaissance in the 21st century

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WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

push things off tables

break delicate objects for fun

in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess

make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night

sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth

are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

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gummy lamas