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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.
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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?
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Black Friday in the 90's: 70% off. Lines around the building. Camping outside the night before. Sold out in seconds. Someone may literally get trampled. people actually did die.
Black Friday now: 20% off something that was marked up a week before. maybe someone gets a hangnail.
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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you could stop and think OR you could get topped by a twink… It’s your choice.
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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
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i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!
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history will say that they were just really good partners
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