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i do find it funny that movie everlark are always serious and brooding around each other while in the book they bicker over if peeta’s icing skills would be useful if the arena was a giant cake or not
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Would this MXTX couple babytrap each other?
Hualian- no, never, would not even occur to them
Wangxian- no, but Lan Wangji would really want to. Like he’d want to so badly and hate himself for it. The thought would not occur to Wei Wuxian until he actually got pregnant, in which case he’d probably say something like “wow Lan Zhan, you should’ve knocked me up years ago, then I would’ve had to come back to Gusu with you,” at which point Lan Wangji’s brain would short circuit
Bingqiu- yeah probably, but only if Binghe got like. REALLY desperate. Desperate by Binghe standards, even. On Shen Qingqiu’s end, the thought probably wouldn’t occur to him until Binghe trapped him, but once it did he’d probably successfully convince himself that he’s actually the one baby trapping Binghe. He’d be all, “of course Binghe only had sex with me because he’s a good stallion protagonist who’s horny all the time, but if I have his kid, he’d never kill me. Surely he wouldn’t make his baby mama a human stick. Heh, got him.” Meanwhile Binghe is angsting in the corner like “what have I done? Shizun will surely hate me forever now”
Honorary Addition: Moshang- short answer is no for both parties, however, I do think that on the off chance Mobei-jun randomly learns of the human practice of “shotgun weddings,” he would assume it was a normal human courtship ritual and immediately endeavor to get! Qinghua! Pregnant!
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Honestly, part of why it irritates me when people act performatively shocked at the homophobia in 2000s media is it wasn't just media. "Can you believe this aired in 2008" buddy, in 2008 I was having shit thrown at me from moving cars for having long hair, and you wanna get worked up about sitcoms?
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the average experience of a post on tumblr
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AU where Kaveh gets lost in the desert with the foxes, Alhaitham looks for him and bring them all home
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happy father's day to my fav fictional dads! I forgot I drew this last year
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THE DATE!! ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM ‼️‼️‼️
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Mistletoe
And I wish y'all a Merry Christmas!! 💚
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JAYCE IN COLLAR GGGRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF
art based on a scene from a super hot fanfic
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After the Regret Prison
Crow Rook: Hey guys, how long was I gone for?
Companions: Oh ☺️ don't worry about that 🩷 All that matters is that you're here 🥰
-Later-
Crow Rook: Oh hey Viago! I missed y-
Viago: *decks them in the face, on the verge of tears* YOU IDIOT, YOU HAD ME- I mean TEIA WORRIED YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT. EMIL MISSED YOU
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Lucanis, trying to sneak out after spending the night with Rook:
Viago, twirling a vial of poison: What are you doing here?
Lucanis: …I could ask you the same question.
Viago: I live here. This is my house.
Lucanis: I should probably ask you a different question.
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