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Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

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Hazel McNab, Last Light, linocut.

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Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

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like people are always whacking george for this and yeah he can be a bit handwavey with like “margaery and her cousins” “this random girl we never hear from again was alysanne’s lady for many years” or whatever, like he doesn’t single out more than two or three girls usually, their families aren’t always as politically active as you’d expect them to be but they are THERE they do EXIST like there’s a FUCKTON of tyrells in that capital, ned himself comments on the sheer number of evil blondes hanging around, All Three Baratheon Brothers Are There For A Long Time, petyr is by himself but he has an ENTIRE SPY NETWORK meanwhile ned just rolls up with nothing but a glorified intern, a mean party nun, and his two young daughters and is like “i can fix the entire government actually politics is easy” NED WHERE ARE YOUR CRONIES. THE ENTIRE NORTH IS LINING UP TO BE YOUR INSANE HENCHMAN AND YOU LEFT THEM ON READ.

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"This means so so much. The weekend has not gone my way so far, but Brazil will always be a place where dreams come true. I am so grateful for this country, the people here and the love. I won my first championship here, had my best ever drive here, and now to be in this country as an honorary citizen driving my hero’s car is almost too much to comprehend. It doesn’t feel real. It’s a massive honour and one that I’ll look back on as one of the highlights of my life. Obrigado Senna, obrigado Brasil 🇧🇷❤️ — Isso significa tanto pra mim. O meu fim de semana não tem sido dos melhores, mas o Brasil sempre será o lugar onde meus sonhos se realizam. Eu sou muito grato por esse país, pelo seu povo e seu amor. Eu ganhei o meu primeiro campeonato aqui, eu tive minha melhor corrida aqui; e agora poder estar aqui, sendo cidadão honorário, guiando o carro do meu heroi, é quase demais para compreender. Parece um sonho. É uma honra enorme e um momento que será para sempre um marco na minha vida. Obrigado Senna, Obrigado Brasil 🇧🇷❤️" - november 3, 2024 📷 @.lewishamilton / nstagram

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I don’t go here f1 tumblr did I get this race right

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esteban ocon the people’s princess and real winner of brazil 2024

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to be involved in the kick sauber enterprise must be so devastating bc ive witnessed oliver bearman crash, spin, be penalised ten seconds, spin again, veer off the track towards guyana, veer off of the track the other way towards paraguay and he’s still got both of their lime green ass cars covered with ease

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charles i owe you my life

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lewis drives senna's 1990 championship car

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watching all the cars let max by without a fight and lewis having to deal with a bouncing slow car it’s like the worst parts of 2021 and 2022 had a child and birthed this race 😭

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my kingdom for someone actually making verstappen complete an overtake

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and he just decided that he wants to test the grass

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forget f1 driver strike i need a f1 mechanic strike in the worst kind of way