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BRIDGERTON | S03E07

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so slutty when a man stretches and exposes his lower tummy. you know what you're doing.

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come closer i exhibit normal and not obsessive behaviours

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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

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Penelope: we can get the marriage annulled if you want

Colin: I’d actually rather die

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where?

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It's insane unbelievable amazingly pleasing how much Americans love scams. Doing them but especially getting scammed. It truly is their national pastime in a uniquely powerful way. America has a whole significant religion which more or less openly started life as a scam, the rest of the world is streets behind them

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holding hands and doing the lil thumb rub thing btw ✨

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Mary Szybist, Incarnadine

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

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texts from the airport

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Did you think about me today or do I have to be more annoying?

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I feel like so many people get catered to with the bad boy archetype being everywhere in the media that they can not even imagine that some people think the sexiest thing a man can be for a woman is a down bad pathetic loser. Just weak and desperate. Colin Bridgerton was on his knees, tears in his eyes BEGGING for chance.

Less bad boys, more soft men, thank you.