imthemishamigo

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touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

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i believe in the inherent goodness of people

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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finally gave in and started supernatural. they seem quite normal so far tbh

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess