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When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

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How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had!

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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

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ohhhhh god is a woman wbk