I am an open book, but I'm a really weird book. She/her. 29 years old, and I feel it every day๐ฎโ๐จ "I say this and you will accept cause you are a twat" - direct quote from @p3rs0nne icon by @evanbukley header credited to @btspackexo
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Lmfao god these things suck ass
Like to kill the open ai ceo reblog to turn the us american empire to dust
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who is blasting linkin park at work the only other coworkers at the office are like 40+. Incredible
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schrรถdinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do
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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.
I'll start: bread
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They are TERRIBLE at this whole "pretending we don't like each other" thing ๐
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This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.
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Sometimes you see the moon during daylight because I miss you and I sent her to check in on you.
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where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
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