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at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter
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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared
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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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literally just transition. dont even think about it just go.
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don't put the cart before you teach the horse to water. make it drink for a lifetime.
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I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...
are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months
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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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“That’s fetish art!!” I can’t begin to tell you how awesome that makes it
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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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