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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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please help me raise funds to keep my electric on that is due on the third. If they cut my power i wont be able to make meals for my sister and i. Also struggling to pay my rent for march as well. please spare what you can.
electric bill due on the 3rd. 0/268
rent due on the 15th 0/500
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Vincent Price as Roderick Usher//
The Fall of the House of Usher (1960)
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i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.
For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.
Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?
#midnight in paris#i watched it while my fitzgerald fixation was in full swing and it made me so mad i almost threw up#it made me honest to god hate owen wilson for a few months. and he plays lightning mcqueen.#<gonna lose all my film bro asshole cred for saying i liked cars more than midnight in paris
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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
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Everyone should have their own version of Barbie the same way everyone has their own Miku
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