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U not supposed to understand me just enjoy the experience baby
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cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind
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If we don’t microdose delusion we won’t make it through this reality babe….
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i come from a long line of unreliable narrators
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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
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You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you
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why do ppl keep giving condescending tutorials on the basics of tumblr to new users telling them the stupidest shit like "don't forget to change your icon, here's where u can get a new one!". this is a kill or be killed place. if someone doesn't know to change their icon we should tear them limb from limb
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i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted
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i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
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"people are allowed to dislike things" WRONG! no one is allowed to dislike the twilight saga soundtracks
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i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual
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Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime
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friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you
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