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his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

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For when stabbing someone doesn’t have enough erotic subtext…

Patreon - everything else

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attention all retail workers: make receipt dogs NOW

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Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

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A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

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I can only imagine the second to last one was just chewed out of frustration

Dice Shaming

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why do the porn bots disappear for a while before coming back in huge waves its like plants vs zombies tumblr style 

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i think there should be an episode of doctor who where the doctor returns to a time when police boxes were common and then forgets where he fucking parked

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