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I feel like vomiting various acts of violence

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@thee-silly-0ne @pennyroyald

you ✨aren’t✨ a burden!

i love you!

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He dose

I also suggest robin swords as they are similar in content

Size isn’t everything- unless you’re a fantasy character!

Here is some of the logic behind it, and some of the reasons why real weapons tend to be smaller than fictional ones.

Please support my videos if you like them and are able to! You’ll also get tutorials, bts, and art references!

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I HAVE TOLD NAUGHT BUT THE TRUTH

EVEN IF IT IS A TRUTH YOU WISH I NOT SPEAK

I’d be nothing without @kianf1sh.

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A wothry opponent

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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

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Science dose not have an answer for these questions

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@unpretty

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YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH

I’d be nothing without @kianf1sh.

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Exactly

I’d be nothing without @kianf1sh.

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME SHE DEFROSTED EARLY?

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Y'all don't deserve to see how it transpired. You will be as clueless as Eurylochus. Well, I guess this marks the end of my little Manwhore AU comic! I’ll definitely keep making thirst art not related to this au in the future, when I feel like it, but for now, this comic will have its little bow tied on.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

The comment section that started it all

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Hold on what's that last one

If I had godlike powers I would be constantly doing little tiny miracles that look on the surface like any normal human could conceivably pull them off.

Like my water bottles always land right when I flip em.

Shopping cart slots seamlessly into the corral when I give it a gentle push from across the parking lane.

You look up at me in perfect synchronicity as my fingers form an upside down OK symbol.

I pat your nuts gently in a way that you cannot even discern at first, but causes them to explode in pain as I turn around and calmly walk away.

I have small dreams, yeah, but they're MY dreams.

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Prob could tbh

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode