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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.

Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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my life lately

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oh to be consumed by books to the point i forget reality exists

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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