imperatorcaesaraugustus
imperatorcaesaraugustus
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reblogs of paleoart, mtg, leftist politics, and other nonsense with the occasional bit of poetry or thoughts on HotD sprinkled in
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 5 hours ago
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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 16 hours ago
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Magic the Gathering tip: fascists are not welcome in The Gathering
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 18 hours ago
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Lego Oxventure - Brawl of the Wild
An adventure that has it all really. Bombs, family reunions and a certain pirate making wildly deceitful claims.
Prudence's idea of stealth leaves a bit to be desired
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Turns out holding a tree branch in front of you just isn't enough when your skin is bright red.
Dob's plan goes a bit too well
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It seems that super-hench, rabies infected boars are perfectly happy to chow down on half-orc.
The Professor's identity is revealed
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"Dob, what does your sister look like?"
Corazon invents the pedal-boat, and fashions it after himself
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And thus the Coraswan was born. Also the dead-squirrel-clenched-in-a-fist-to-honour-the-fallen swan.
Illegal-moonshine-still inspector Corazon is not pleased with the state of things
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Which gets the Kobolds' attention because, as Johnny put it, Kobolds be dumb.
Prudence shields the flammable party members from an explosion
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Because, as she reasoned, "they have nice stuff and I don't want it to burn"
So with every animal and their grandparents in the forest blind from a concentrated-moonshine spill, the guild leave the woods behind to head for an adventure in high society.
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 19 hours ago
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New tinyview exclusive, “little bites” https://tinyview.com/the-other-end/2025/02/28/little-bites
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 19 hours ago
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 19 hours ago
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Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 2 days ago
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The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 2 days ago
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 2 days ago
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I am absolutely a The Beast of Gévaudan Was An Escaped Hyena truther. not all of that was the same beast, but a hyena was definitely involved
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 2 days ago
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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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what a fucking quote
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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Staff have done their best to hide this post, OP's blog has been deleted to hide it. Spread this post as much as you can (ideally through screenshots to avoid it being nuked)
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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Reblog for sample
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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imperatorcaesaraugustus · 3 days ago
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Tarkir Map
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reading the recently released planeswalker's guide for Tarkir: Dragonstorm, i was surprised at how much geographic information there was. so i made a map based on the descriptions given for various locations (with the addition of some real-world geography for the basic layout whenever it didn't contradict the information given).
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