Independent Morty Smith established back in October 2016. Revamped April 2024. Written & loved by Hayley since day one! She/they. 26+ so stay away if you've still got -teen in your age.
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I immediately remembered my favorite thing about writing Morty is you can write whatever the fuck pops into your head.
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"I dunno, a few weeks. Maybe a month. Whoever wears them the longest gets a big prize at the end of April."
🌻 " Duuuuh. Of course. Though, wouldn't be surprised if it's gone. That's why everyone should be thankful I insisted on having an unlimited internet access... everything is at the reach of my finger tips-"
" Anyway... how long have you been wearing those, again?"
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"... There's a manual?"
🌻 " Let me guess, you didn't read the manual. Did you."
#( REPLIES. )#whipsmcrt#// SDJWDSKDJDEJJKDSKJEF AND I MISSED *YOU* HOLY SHIT. I'VE MISSED YOU *SO MUCH*#// pretend he's still wearing VR in these icons i gotta go back and make mORE OF THOSE BUT FOR NOW!!!!!#// Imagine He's Wearing Them JDJKKJFDKJJFKKJFJKF
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Morty has a new VR headset he got on Earth. He's obsessed with it. He's constantly playing games and wandering everywhere.
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"They make using this thing sound way easier than it actually is!"
🌻 " Am I seeing things or... O M G. I found them!"
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9/10 times whenever Rick's like "Morty! I need your help!" Morty's got his wrist ready to be dragged around before he's finished talking.
#( FACTS. )#you're gonna do it anyway so i might as WELL#and i only say / 9/10 / times because oCCASIONALLY he does try to Do Stuff JSDJSKDCJSDJKSKKJD
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"Morty! Morty I need your help."
"Aw jeez, Rick, can't whatever this is wait? I-I'm having a lot of fun with this VR headset I got a few days ago!"
#( ANSWERED. )#therealricksanchezpleasestandup#I'm trying to enjoy my teenage years with as much normalcy as possible dawg!!!!
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No one: Morty: *hanging out on the roof of his house probably*
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Scoops him up into a hug
AW JEEZ, LEELA!!!!!!!!!!!! Squeezes her right back with all the strength his little noodle arms have!!!!!!!!!!
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Lifts Morty up and tucks him under her arm tbh. For safe keeping.
"I was missed around here, huh? Y-you were missed too, Nico!"
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tsk. sup. >:)
"---- What's with the smile? You got somethin' up your sleeve?"
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It's been one of those days, Rick.
Just been one of those days, huh.
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Jessica:
Rick Sanchez's grandson:
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It's been a day, dawgs.
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Morty Smith blog that was remade AGAIN because this beautiful, wonderful website really likes fucking folks over from time to time. Written and loved to death by Hayley for YEARS NOW and isn't going anywhere because @therealricksanchezpleasestandup is back SO MY MUSE FOR THIS BOY IS TOO. That's my exclusive Rick Sanchez C-137 right there, folks! FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW! Also you should follow me! FOLLOW BOTH OF US. She/they! Not picky with the pronouns! 26+ so stay away if you've still got -teen in your age thanks! Let's go on some adventures together, dawg!
Main blog's over @milleroptimism!
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Not Steff and I dragging each other back kicking and screaming always.........
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"... Um..."
𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞, he's pouring his morning tea, but… he misses his teacup and is pouring the hot liquid onto his foot. " …Ouugh. "
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