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wish sanji gave kuina’s dumbass that Devil Fruit book so he could figure out he’s transgender

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I have an ongoing theory that prior to Kouzuki Toki obtaining her devil fruit someone on Joyboy’s crew had it and either used it, or was planning to use it to evade capture by the World government. This would explain why Roger said he was “to early” and why Zunesha and Emet were confident in Joyboy’s return maybe as the only 2 crew members capable of surviving through 900 years they were tasked with making sure a safe arrival for the rest of the crew is possible.

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Spoilers For Ch 1126

Theory for how Bartolomeo can survive:

Shanks: “This is your first and last mistake, anything after this means war not just for you but for luffy as well.”

Bartolomeo: “We are so sorry, I Promise this will never happen again” *Crosses Fingers*

Shanks: “Yasopp-.”

Yasopp: “On it.” *Fires at Going Luffy-Senpai”

Bartolomeo: “Bari-Bari No”

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technology outpacing politics will end democracy real quick if we don’t figure some shit out soon

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red haired pirates gotta be the worlds gayest polycule, like ma’am your husbands dream was not to go to sea it was to suck some D

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Blackbeard reading about the egghead incident stoked to find out his bounty shot up 1 billion berries only for Catarina Devon to point out it’s due to bonney’s age becoming known

Burgess: “WeHaHaHaHa turns out commodore is the one who shoulda been in impel down”

Teach: “Shut up Burgess, I had no clue she tricked me with her devil fruit!”

Shiryu: “back when i was Warden i heard that excuse a lot”

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Kidd’s updated bounty photo after losing to Shanks

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Only day you can repost this

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Crocodile being processed at Impel Down:

Magellan: “ Sir Crocodile your charges are as follows, Piracy, Organized crime, Attempted regicide, Attempted populicide, Attempted usurpation, Attempted hostile takeover, Assassinations by proxy, Mass false imprisonment, Incitement of murder, Obstruction of justice, Evading arrest, Kidnapping. War instigation, Terrorism, Incrimination, Jailbreak, Treason, Kidnapping, Mass murder, Assault, Sabotage, Conspiracy, Abuse, Torture and Child Abuse. Do you dispute these charges?

Crocodile: I never abused my child? is the World Government so desperate to cover up this case that they’ll falsify charges?

Magellan: *pulls out a transponder snail showing Crocodile Impaling Monkey D Luffy with his hook.

Crocodile: Fuck… I knew he looked familiar.

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i feel like Lt. Surge has a box full of lvl 100 pokemon he used during the war that he just can’t bring out because they all have traumatic PTSD

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R.I.P kozuki momonosukes youth you would have loved underage drinking 🙏

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Trans-Masc buggy who can’t get proper top surgery because of the chop-chop fruit so he just buries his boobs in a hole

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just lost 20k betting on losing dogs… what the fuck was i thinking 😕

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Born too early to explore the stars, Born too late to be a timely old seer who foretells the journey of the hero, only to vanish before him. reappearing only at a turning point in his adventure to offer my guidance once more

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elon musk acts like a kid who just got his wish to be “big” granted by zoltar