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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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I will cancel your wife. I will cancel your son. I will cancel your infant daughter.

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getting the sense that something happened

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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

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Reblogging on your NSFW at 7am again, my liege?

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the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was

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there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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Im pregnant and its everyone's #communism

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