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immortalsapphics · 7 minutes
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Satire is dead
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BTW it's real
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immortalsapphics · 7 minutes
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they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight
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immortalsapphics · 8 minutes
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immortalsapphics · 9 minutes
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i wish there was infinite time and infinite time and infinite time and infinite time and infitinte time and i finite time and infinite time and i finite time and infinite time and infinite time and infinite time and i finitw time and i finite time and infinite time and infinite time and i finite time and infinite time and infinitie time
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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When you sleep badly they should give tou the next week off work
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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i love you indigenous languages i love you endangered languages i love you revived languages i love you
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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back from the hospital
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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kinda bums me out to see all these teenagers thinking they're porn addicts or hypersexual because they like to masturbate! @ all the teenagers who are worried about this: this anon masturbated basically daily from ages 12-26. it's fine and normal to be horny especially when you're a teenager.
it's soooo so so sad seeing fucking social media teach kids to armchair diagnose themselves as addicts if they enjoy reading smut or jacking off or even if they're just feeling horny, a profoundly typical feature of being a teenager that is indicative of nothing bad at all. like. good job everyone we did it, we repackaged the protestant fear of sex into pop psychology for gen z and gen alpha.
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immortalsapphics · 3 hours
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Gatekeeping is so good and important
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immortalsapphics · 4 hours
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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing
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immortalsapphics · 4 hours
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scared of the world
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immortalsapphics · 4 hours
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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immortalsapphics · 4 hours
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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immortalsapphics · 5 hours
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Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.
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