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it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010
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Alligator gar, starry sturgeon, lyretail balloon molly, and australian ghost shark for fishuary days 1-4
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its always Do you have a job and Do you have a boyfriend its never Hows your blog and How are your friends from your blog
#its always ‘how was work’ and never ‘how have you tortured that fictional man in your little stories this week?’#it’s fr hard out here
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
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salt: been really getting into wounds lately
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shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.
#always hated that bitch Valentines Day#also yes the#‘when you get married and have kids-‘#and ‘how do you know you don’t like dating if you’ve never dated!’#and ‘you’ll eventually meet that one guy who will sweep you off your feet!!’#my grandmother once said THIS doozy to me: youd look so cute pregnant!’#AND I FELT LIKE CRAWLING OUT OF MY SKIN HISSING LIKE A DEMON#GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GRGOSS#GRRRRRR#*CHOMPS BITES RAGES RAGES RAGES*
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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I don't know. I just don't know
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there should be an episode of mob psycho where an orchestra somewhere is panicking because their conductor has been killed by an evil spirit and reigan shows up thinking he and mob would exorcise the spirit but mob doesnt show up for his own reasons so reigan calls him while standing in front of the orchestra. Mob doesn’t answer so reigan goes on to leave him a very long voicemail explaining the situation but while hes doing so, all his hand movements make the orchestra think hes the replacement conductor. And so they start playing to his hand movements which results in a shockingly stunning and unique performance from this orchestra. People talk about it forever. It goes down in history as a moment that changed music forever etc etc
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