immoral-wizard

[immoral-wizard]

A socialist you say? Oh no, my plan backfired. Now I have to resort to plan B!

I SUMMON THE US MILITARY AT THE HEIGHT OF THE COLD WAR!

You may be the sorcerer-est, yet you still can't out magic the wizard-est wizard.

Disintegration

[immoral-wizard]

I cast unionize

The spiders unionize against their employer and conjuror, you. You now have to provide dental for them or else they'll quit.

You may be the sorcerer-est, yet you still can't out magic the wizard-est wizard.

Disintegration

[immoral-wizard]

I cast bees

Summon 5 bees anywhere I desire

I summon them in your colon

I then cast invulnerability on them

You now have 5 unkillable bees fucking up your intestines, enjoy!

You may be the sorcerer-est, yet you still can't out magic the wizard-est wizard.

Disintegration

[immoral-wizard]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[immoral-wizard]

So I was watching the doctor who specials, and The Doctor mentions that he knows like 57 billion languages, which seems just impossible, but I was curious just HOW impossible it is.

According to various sources online the doctor is somewhere between 900 and upwards of 1500 years old. If we assume that (hypothetically) the doctor is capable of learning an entire language every single second, then realistically it would have taken him just slightly over 1800 years to learn. Now, this does go over 1500 years, but I'm willing to say that the "upwards of" bit could encompass this time period. This is also assuming he was learning at the rate I was saying for all of his life.

Because of this, I propose that the doctor is ALWAYS learning new languages no matter what he's doing, and the reason he sometimes acts stupid or crazy is because 90% of his brainpower is always being used on learning a language every second.

[immoral-wizard]

"Alright fine, if you all insist. I really don't need it though. Thanks."

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[immoral-wizard]

Ah got it, that makes sense. Well anyway, have fun messing with time and stuff.

Intro

HI! I'm Chronos, the primordial of time, and canon sister of Akronus, I'm psychotic, control time, and I'm obsessed with getting the love of my victims lovers!

[immoral-wizard]

Are you chopped into pieces like the myth

Intro

HI! I'm Chronos, the primordial of time, and canon sister of Akronus, I'm psychotic, control time, and I'm obsessed with getting the love of my victims lovers!

[immoral-wizard]

"I did like one thing, which was to turn that robot into a bug."

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[immoral-wizard]

*simply appears*

No I mean the laws of physics. I've never paid a single taxes, why would anyone follow the laws of the universe?

Science is cringe, can't even break the laws with it

-a note from your interdimensional neighbor

I could break all the laws of ethics and create my own warcrimes I don't know what you're saying.

[immoral-wizard]

Woah buddy, weed is legal in some places. Smoke crack. It's cooler, and worse for you.

*pacing pacing pacing pacing* shit. shit. shit.

[immoral-wizard]

"I'm not taking a share. I didn't join the mission for the reward. I was here for something else."

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[immoral-wizard]

I once again find myself on the squid and weevil side of pintrest

[immoral-wizard]

"Once again I'd like to say that if you need to ask , the answer is always bad."

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[immoral-wizard]

Boy oh boy do I relate to this

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[immoral-wizard]

"If you have to ask that question, then the answer is never good."

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[immoral-wizard]

This is part 1. It's just the ugly barnacle from SpongeBob.

I reblogged my own post with part 2 which sort of expands

Anyone wanna hear a story?

Of course you do

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.