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Will Solace and Nico di Angelo having a ghosts youtube channel together like Watchers (Shayne and Ryan but gay) with Lou Ellen being their true crime collaborator.

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Will : I can’t even begin to describe how gnarly this cause of death was … it is, very gruesome stuff.

Nico : please never say gnarly when referring to the dead ever again

Will : that does sound disrespectful, doesn’t it? No offense to the no longer living!

Nico : Yes, no offense to our dead audience members out there.

Will : do you really think ghosts are watching our youtube series?

Nico : they might do it just for kicks.

Will : *wheezes* like, “Look at these assholes trying to prove our existence.”

Nico : yeah. or “Terry, come take a look at this! They caught your cameo in the last upload!”

Will : *laughing hysterically*

Nico : what a couple of cards we must make to them.

Will : undoubtedly. Should we add that to our intro? “Welcome back to Halfblood Horrors, guys girls and ghouls”

Nico : oh, I like that.

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Will, after hearing a loud bang that scared him so bad his country accent comes out : WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Nico : that was me.

Will : Gods damnit, Neeks, are you tryin’ to give me a heart attack?

Nico, snickering : you jumped like a startled cat.

Will : I’ll get you back for that. We’ll see how you like it.

( He does not, in fact, get him back for that )

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Will : Welcome back to the channel our good friend over from Witch Crime is Which, Lou Ellen!

Lou Ellen : hello Halfblood Horrors fans. And hello dweeb and Nico.

Will : Wait — Why am I dweeb? I’m your best friend!

Lou Ellen : Nico’s earned my respect. I’ve seen you cry on the ground over rewrite the stars.

Nico : *snorts* always a pleasure to have you in the office, Lou.

Will : This is harassment and defamation, you’ll be seeing my lawyers very soon.

Nico : We’re already off topic —

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Nico: *wears dark grey clothes*

Percy: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

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Nico *orders food fluently in Italian to impress his date*

McDonald's drive-thru employee: ...What??

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Solangelo/Valgrace headcanon that if you leave Will and Leo talking together long enough their Texan accents develop so much that they basically start speaking in their own language.

They’re chatting one day and Jason walks up to them but Nico just tackles him to the side and hisses “Don’t you dare interrupt them. Just listen.” And he does and then his heart just goes ajbrkhjabkrabfkbkj`bjb.

They become a tag team, trying to get Will and Leo in situations where they’re having long conversations with each other close enough for Nico and Jason to eavesdrop. They love their boyfriends’ southern accents so much and they just want to hear them. I think they’ve figured it out, though, because they’ve started over-exaggerating it just to mess with them. When Jason finally confesses, Leo thinks it’s hilarious. Will admits that he’s been trying to make Nico speak Italian for weeks now.

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i headcanon jason and thalia to have tourettes or some other tic disorder because as far as i'm aware the science behind tics is related neurotransmitters, whose job is to generate electric impulses in your brain, and i think being children of the god of lightning would lead to their neurotransmitters generating more electric impulses or at least performing strangely

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Imagine Nico wanting to learn more about bones since it’s kind of his whole M.O. so who other does he turn to but Dr Sunlord himself, Will Solace. Will is thrilled to teach him the names of all the bones which then kind of branches into him rambling about how Nico’s raised skeletons make no sense because they have no muscle to conjoin the bones and no nerves to move them, how are they doing that. It turns into little study dates; whenever Will gets time off in the infirmary (when Kayla kicks him out) he and Nico will sit with Will’s Biology books in Nico’s cabin. Sometimes the son of Hades will raise a specific bone from the Earth that Will names as like their form of flash cards.

Eventually to help him study them, Will starts writing the bone names over Nico’s skin. Arms and hands and legs covered in skin safe ink (he was worried about ink poisoning) and Nico stares at them sometimes, not because he’s studying, but because it makes his insides fuzzy when he thinks about how Will held his arm and stroked his thumb on the inside of his wrist as he wrote them.

So one boring day at the infirmary Nico sees the pen in Will’s pocket of his white lab coat and he takes it, then Will’s free arm that he’s not doing paperwork with. Will pauses long enough to see what he was doing as Nico starts drawing a lopsided smiley face. From then on it becomes the norm to see one or both of them walking around with random doodles going up their arms.

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Ngl I feel the same lol

Rando: PERCY JACKSON'S HERE SHFLGDYKFH

Me: cool :D

Now I'm the other hand if it was Leo-

Rando: LEO VALDEZ'S HERE SHFLGDYKFH

Me: HE IS???? BRING ME TO HIM-

from my tiktok

as a book reader i love percy but ik if i met him irl i would feel the same as piper

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VALGRACE HEADCANNONS:

Jason, ever the soldier, wakes up at 5am sharp. Ofc Leo has already been awake for the past 28 hours, so greets Jason with breakfast. Frank gets up at 6:30 on the dot, so they always have an hour and a half alone every morning before Jason forces Leo to go to sleep.

During the building of the Argo II, Jason knew how much stress Leo was under. It got to a point where every time Jason saw Leo, he would go up to him and say, “It wasn’t your fault. You’re doing great.” And Leo would just be like, “wtf how did you know there was another engine failure?” And Jason’s just like “I didn’t. I just know you always blame yourself whenever the tiniest thing goes wrong. 9 times out of 10, it’s a safe bet to just say “it wasn’t your fault” every time I see you.”

The tacos Leo made in that sewer in TLH is still the best meal Jason’s ever had. He keeps trying to get the magical food-creating plates at chb to re-make it just like how Leo did- but they never seem to get it quite right.

At camp, Leo gets up early every morning to turn on the forges before his siblings wake up. Jason often sneaks out of bed to watch in awe as he stokes the flames with his bare hands. For the first couple of days, Leo didn’t even notice he was there. When he found out… well, let’s just say the workshop ended up completely smothered in fire extinguisher foam (also, Leo has totally invented edible fire extinguisher foam, because he kept accidentally getting mouthfuls of the stuff).

Jason catches Piper out of bed one night on the Argo II.

Jason: What’re you doing up?

Piper: I… was cold. What’re you doing up?

Jason: I was cold too.

Piper:

Jason:

Both (at the same time): Do you wanna go cuddle Leo?

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My oil painting of Festus and Leo that I've never posted because I thought I wanted to keep working on it (Leo's FACE??) but I probably won't.... it looks finished enough :,)

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Could you draw Bianca and Nico? Idc what they're doing i just wanna see them together again.

Bianca and Nico enjoying a summer day w snacks!!

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Hullooo! Sorry I haven't actually posted in a while! Home stuff and I haven't been super motivated! But here's Leo and a re-draw of my Nico drawing!

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some of the titan’s curse characters😗

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Bianca di Angelo! 🏹

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Solangelo Hades AU!!

Nico and Will were once promising mortals. One was a prince of a powerful kingdom, and one was an apprentice of the God of healing, Asclepius.

🌞 For Will:

- Talented healer under Asclepius. He's as skillful as his teacher, but he couldn't raise the dead (yet).

- He acted as medic in a lot of army camps. Well known to be throwing himself into the battle to retrieve injured soldiers.

- He died at the same time as Asclepius.

- His selfless act on the battlefield was enough proof for him to stay in Elysium.

💀 For Nico:

- He was the next in heir for his kingdom. Skilled in battle and good with the people.

- But when he's king, his mother and sister was assassinated one by one. Filled with rage and grief, Nico blindly hunted down the murderer, thus leading to his fallen kingdom.

- He died after successfully killed who he wanted.

🧑‍🦯 The unpolished plot I thought of:

- They met in Elysium, Will was the one who talked with Nico first. Will is way older than Nico.

- Love each other enough to have the iconic coin ring exchange.

- Nico is quite skilled with controlling and telling the other shades what to do, so Hades yoinked him, made him a staff to help the House function faster.

- Nico still have to stay and can only leave when Hades agree (5% rate of success).

- But Zagreus can help. How? I haven't figured that out yet 🤡

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One of the many HoO fandom jokes is Percy's reaction to when Nico told him he had a crush on him but now realized that he wasn't his type.

Cannonly, Percy was just over all confused and shocked that Nico had a crush on him.

Fannonly, Percy was offended as hell, lmao. He couldn't- wouldn't let that go.

There are many a meme featuring this joke, and it just got funnier when Percy ended up being blond and basically another Will Solace (in appearance) in the PJO Show.

The point of bringing this up was to talk about another moment in HoO that I think is rarely talked about.

Instead of making Percy hooked on something that didn't really bother him, can we talk about smth he was actually obsessing over?

Like, maybe how some fish pony people did not want to meet him?

And how he kept bringing it up? Grumbling about it? Like he was thuroughly and utterly offended by that fact-

They didn't want to meet him!

Thank you for reading; that's the end of my TedTalk.

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Nico: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Reyna: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.

Nico: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—

Reyna: *sigh* What do you want?

Nico: Chicken nuggets please.

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Why is NICO considered the 'crazy, insane' son of Hades? he was born in the1930s to a rich family, HE IS GOING TO HAVE MANNERS.

Will 'i went to tartaraus in my cargo shorts' fucking solace on the other hand, for one, he was raised in TEXAS with a country singer mom on the road, he's probably been to ATLEAST 20 different bars, that guy should Is deranged.

change my mind, i dare you