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imjustsomebodyelse 2 hours ago
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22nd December 2024 馃巰
Porco takes Pieck out on a snow date. However, he ends up reminiscing on memories of him and his brother as kids playing, but Pieck doesn鈥檛 mind at all - she finds it cute seeing him actually smile about family.
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imjustsomebodyelse 2 hours ago
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Im not exactly satisfied with this one but well it鈥檚 my limit I guess 馃槶 I鈥檒l remake this maybe someday
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wanna keep practice drawing him 馃馃徎
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imjustsomebodyelse 2 days ago
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Enjoy the snow
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imjustsomebodyelse 3 days ago
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She's literally a cat.
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imjustsomebodyelse 4 days ago
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Um, sooo https://www.tumblr.com/communities/pokopikulove
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imjustsomebodyelse 5 days ago
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Winter
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imjustsomebodyelse 8 days ago
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Jobs the AOT cast would have in real life
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Eren: If this man can even secure a job with his anger issues, it'd be a miracle. But maybe modern au Eren doesn't have trauma, so in that case, to make sense of his strong-willed and hot-headed personality, I could see him being a police officer but because I can't trust this guy with a weapon (trauma or not), I'll headcanon him as a parking enforcement officer. Tickets for you, tickets for them, tickets for everybody!
Armin: paleontologist who specialises in extinct ocean creatures OR a criminal defense lawyer. Man, lawyer Armin sounds hot and extra manipulative. It's "Show me the law, Mr. Arlert" OR "Tell me how megalodons went extinct, Dr. Arlert."
Mikasa: stunt double vibes. She just wants to do the cool tricks on camera but does not want the fame. She'd also be those models for video games. Y'know how they use real gymnasts and athletes to model for characters? Yeah, she'd totally do that stuff and become unintentionally famous because her moves and techniques are just that cool and unique.
Jean: I feel like Jean would flip houses. He'd make 2 million one year and then nothing the next year. A very unstable job, but hey, at least he'd be rich. His face would be plastered on a couple busses because that's just part of the real estate business, and some of them would get vandalised with grafitti (Eren's doing, which is ironic since he's an officer. Everyone knows it's Eren because there's just a horse's head spray painted on Jean's face or the word "neigh" over his name).
Sasha: professional food taster OR mukbanger on YouTube. She'd dabble in some ASMR too from time to time. The foods she eats are either Michelin star quality (which we know Niccolo cooked for her) or straight up "look guys, I made an edible box of crayons using rice crispies!" That type of shit, no in between.
Connie: this man would also be a YouTuber. I feel like he would do a range of things on YouTube, from gaming to ghost hunting, but his ghost hunting videos would never be scary because he'd always be laughing and cracking the most stupid, non-sensical jokes that they're actually funny. He and Sasha would definitely collab at least once a month.
Reiner: he'd work in a warehouse and drive a fork lift, I know it. He just looks like he'd wanna work with his hands. I can also see him working as a construction worker. You could be walking with him downtown and he'd just point to all the buildings he helped build and be like, "I built all of that alone" and then he'd flex his muscles.
Annie: I once heard of this professional boxer who became a cake decorator....yeah I think Annie would follow that same pipeline. She'd spend all her life training and she'd become a very popular boxer who'd win many medals only to retire at 30 to pursue a repressed life-long dream of hers, baking sweets and decorating treats. Y'know, since she likes sweets so much? She'd open a quaint little store up in the town square and decorate the place all pretty light pink and blue.
Niccolo: very obviously, he'd own a restaurant and he'd be the head chef, too. His restaurant would be named something like "Niccolo's" or "Marley" idk some corny basic shit but the food would be fantastic. 5 star reviews on Yelp and Google. I think he'd specialise in sea food dishes, too. He'd start a restaurant franchise once he has made enough money, and maybe...he'd name one of his restaurants after Sasha (idk but that's so cute and I feel like he'd totally do that).
Historia: socialite who models and acts occasionally. She gives me pretty nepo-baby vibes. She'd always be trending on the celebrity magazines, too. Every now and then she'd release a makeup product or perfume for crazy high prices.
Ymir: I feel like Ymir would work a very normal office job but then one day, she'd post a thirst trap of her on a motorbike on TikTok and then go viral and become an unintentional influencer. Historia is, of course, her biggest fan, that is no secret when she comments on every one of Ymir's posts with an unnecessary amount of pink hearts. Ymir would eventually become a rags-to-riches kind of socialite. She and Historia would be that hot celebrity couple everyone knows about.
Erwin: the Dean of the History Department at a top research university. Every time there's a scandal at the university, he steps in front of the news channel cameras to deflect the situation. He's just that great of a talker, or maybe he's just too pretty to say "umm but 馃鈽濓笍" to, and the university knows that. I also feel like he'd do Ted Talks about politics and history.
Hange: a controversial but award-winning biochemist. She's got three PhDs. She is also a sessional lecturer at the university Erwin works at. Sessional only because she's too engrossed in her own independent research to teach as a full-time professor. Her students know this very well because it will take her weeks to reply to an email. Her Rate My Professors rating would be a solid 2.5 with an equal amount of 5 stars and 1 stars for her great humour and her terrible unpreparedness.
Levi: I know he's often depicted as a janitor or a barista in the modern au, but to be honest, I can see him being an academic advisor. Now, hear me out. He cares so much for his soldiers and he is always the head of a team...he would absolutely care about students' success, too (maybe I just want him to work with Hange and Erwin). Because of his cold demeanor, he wouldn't seem like he cares, so he'd just be a really rude advisor. He'd be a punctual emailer, though, contrary to Hange.
Pieck: I feel like she'd be those TikTokers who go onto the street with a comically large microphone bought from Amazon and ask random questions like, "How is the dating life in [insert city]" or "What's the craziest experience you have had on a date?" She'd eventually go on to become a real news anchor.
Porco: he'd be the guy filming Pieck's videos obviously. He never films himself but he'll laugh or his hand will come into the view of the camera occasionally and the audience watching online will go crazy. Pieck and Porco don't know what's more riveting to the audience: Pieck's interviews or Porco's hands? He'd eventually become a cameraman and, one the side, a landscape photographer.
Zeke: I think he'd be a high school gym teacher, but y'know how most gym teachers also teach another subject? Yeah, he'd teach history. He wouldn't change out of his gym clothes to teach history, nah he'd be at work in athleisure wear all the time. Basketball shorts, plain t-shirt with a bleach stain on it...(I had history teacher like this in high school lmao).
Gabi: Since she's a teenager, I'd say she'd probably work part-time as a waitress at Niccolo's restaurant. Since she didn't kill Sasha in this modern au, Niccolo had no issue hiring her. I feel like if she was any older with more authority in her job, she would run that restaurant like it's the navy.
Falco: He'd apply to Niccolo's restaurant too, just to work with Gabi. Him and Gabi would definitely be collecting gossip around the kitchen like they're taking orders. You wanna know shit about one of the workers at the restaurant? Just give Gabi and Falco each 25% tips, and they'll reveal all the shit like you gave them 100% tip.
Floch: Political commentator and columnist. This dude always has some shit to say about the news. Professional gossiper, in other words.
Yelena: I feel like she'd be a wanted whistleblower who exposed some corporate company or the government. She'd be running. Sprinting, actually. Every now and then, her face will pop up on the news, which Pieck is delivering, with an even higher reward in money each time, but in each photo she has a different disguise that is so corny (fake moustache, wig, sunglasses, y'know?). What's more bizzare is that no one can catch her. If she ever got caught though, Floch would have a field day.
Shadis: local scoundrel, retired army general (not so different from canon sorry). He gives me Ebenezer Scrooge vibes.
Pyxis: local drunk, retired army general (maybe I'm not so creative at coming up with headcannons).
Magath: local old man, retired army general (that's it, I'm done). Okay, but he, Shadis, and Pyxis would have the craziest stories to tell. The three would hang out at the local bar or go to Niccolo's restaurant and just chit chat all day with other customers and the waiters. Niccolo hates them because they loiter longer than they should be doing. The Three (grumpy) Stooges of the town.
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Did I miss anyone? I think I got all the important ones, Pyxis, Shadis, and Magath, being the most important, of course :)
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imjustsomebodyelse 9 days ago
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imjustsomebodyelse 9 days ago
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The final season...finally we鈥檒l see them next week...
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imjustsomebodyelse 9 days ago
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punk reiner 馃挜 , emo bert 馃枻 , and the girlie pops 鉀擄笍馃 from
sugar we're goin down :3
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imjustsomebodyelse 11 days ago
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The warriors
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imjustsomebodyelse 14 days ago
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"do you mind!?!?"
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i am a simple girl... i see cats that remind me of pokopiku, i need to draw them as pokopiku
(thank you jerique for giving me the idea!)
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imjustsomebodyelse 15 days ago
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i still have two open and very interesting asks i am very aware of, right now i just don't have the time to answer them! so two whoever sent them to me - i haven't forgotten! you'll get your answers once i am a bit more free 馃槄
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imjustsomebodyelse 16 days ago
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I drew PKPK鈥檚 short comic. See more on my Patreon
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imjustsomebodyelse 22 days ago
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Attack on Chainsaw 2
There will be (much) more, I swear. I'm just taking a small break due to being extremely sick rn, so here's what I had before my forced break.
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imjustsomebodyelse 25 days ago
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I freaking love your work! 馃尰馃挍!!
Omg!! Hello Fern!!!
Thank you so much for this nice message, I absolutely appreciate it!!馃ズ馃挅
Finding out about people who love my work always makes my day, so thank you for your kind words!!!
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imjustsomebodyelse 25 days ago
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Ok back to pieck and the pregnancy thing- what if- she had a cryptic pregnancy and didn鈥檛 know she was pregnant until she had the baby. just think about it. IMAGINE THAT SHIT SHOW!
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Oh my gooooood, cryptic pregnancies are so freaking scary! 馃槺
You are so right about this starting a whole shitshow!!
In the other AU I mentioned the other day, the one I鈥檓 currently working on, one of my friends brought up the idea of Pieck giving birth while on a mission - maybe even inside the cart titan!
Imagine her being between fights (or even in one right at that moment) when the first contractions start!!! And she might even consider that she鈥檚 hurt before thinking of this option!!!
Scary, absolutely scary!! 馃槶
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