| I'm Bec | 05/10/97 | She/They | Pansexual | | BJJ | BFA | Mental illness. I have them they don’t have me. | I give good advice; I wish I took it |
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I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.
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Police officer: I am pulling you over because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.
Kakashi, with Sakura and Sasuke sitting behind him: Wait, three?!
Officer: Yes, you, and the two kids-
Kakashi: NARUTO FUCKING FELL OFF???
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I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.
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me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured
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You do your best but then again, your best isn’t always enough.
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could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
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I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
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We’ve taken to falling asleep together.
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11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
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