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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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Martin when Jon wants to hurt innocent people: What the actual fuck. I need to call an intervention. This is insane.

Jon when Martin wants to hurt innocent people: *blushes* Oh you~

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people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

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guys don't worry about ai anymore

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my favorite part of the week is when we watch a guy turn chocolate into a fucking bike and we have to just accept that it happened.

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it’s always morally correct to draw that woman with more muscle

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Harbinger

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MIKU IS BIRTHDAY

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Johnny Eck was a performer from the 1930s who was born without any legs:

He's primarily known for appearing in the 1932 cult classic Freaks directed by Tod Browning.

However what I'm mostly obsessed with is this account of a magic trick he did with his non-disabled twin brother (text under the cut)

Like this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine

Wikipedia screenshot:

"In 1937, Eck and Robert were recruited by the illusionist and hypnotist Rajah Raboid, for his "Miracles of 1937" show. In it they performed a magic feat that amazed audiences. Raboid performed the traditional sawing-a-man-in-half illusion, except with an unexpected twist. At first Robert would pretend to be a member of the audience and heckle the illusionist during his routine, resulting in Robert being called on stage to be sawed in half himself. During the illusion, Robert would then be switched with his twin brother Eck, who played the top half of his body, and a dwarf who played the bottom half, concealed in specially-built pant legs. After seeming to have been sawn off, the legs would suddenly get up and start running away, prompting Eck to jump off the table and start chasing them around the stage, screaming, "Come back!" "I want my legs back!" Sometimes he even chased the legs into the audience. The subsequent reaction was amazing – people would scream and sometimes even flee the theater in terror. As Eck described it, "The men were more frightened than the women – the women couldn't move because the men were walking across their laps, headed for the exit." The act provided the perfect jolt by frightening people at first but then caused just as much laughter and applause. The illusion would end with stage hands plucking up Eck and setting him atop "his" legs and then twirling him off-stage to be replaced by his twin Robert, who would then loudly threaten to sue Raboid and storm out of the theater. Their act was so popular that they played to packed audiences up and down the East Coast."

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For anyone wondering this is how TS got Tim and Jonny off the moon btw

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i feel like it'd be at least a step forward in destigmatising self harm if more people recognised just how many of their less than perfect lifestyle choices can be defined - and weaponised - as "self harming behaviours"

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i'm honestly so grateful for the phrase "tip: i am so fucking mad" because every time i say it the genuine sincerely white hot rage it implies combined with the objective silliness of the phrasing instantly calms me down like i've been plunged into a tub full of ice water. it's like a psychological tranquilizer dart.

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i bet getting dismembered by four horses feels really good for like a quarter of a second

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all