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Idk how to explain it but airplanes are the Buried, airports are the Vast, and if you’re in either for more than 4 hours you instantly become an avatar for the Spiral.

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men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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Reblog to kill it faster

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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go my isopods!!

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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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So the idea is that Martin's crush on John began after he made his statement about Jane Prentiss. It was spurred on by the uncharacteristic kindness John showed him - a. in believing him at all about the encounter and b. by immediately taking action to protect Martin (though letting him live in the Archives is, in my opinion, the least he could do and we were robbed of season one teaholding roommates content /hj). Martin's so used to being overlooked and has spent his whole life being treated without kindness that the idea of anyone going out of their way to help him in any capacity is novel enough to kindle feelings within him.

BUT. At this point in the series, John is still presenting himself as a distinguished and well-adjusted, if cynical and cranky, human being. Martin sees him as wholly unattainable and miles out of his league. And also as a huge arsehole, which is valid because John is a massive arsehole, at least this early on. So whilst he begins to harbour feelings at the beginning of his stay in the archives, Martin doesn't hold any ideals of reciprocation or plan to do anything about them; to him, it's just a fleeting crush. Something to indulge when he's feeling particularly sentimental, but otherwise he'll wait for the feelings to pass.

Then John asks him, as they're under siege by carnivorous worms and Jane Prentiss, if he's a ghost.

And Martin comes to a realisation; John isn't some unreachable paragon of academia and class (despite what his accent and general demeanour would attest). John's kind of a disaster, really, and the vulnerability he's shown throughout the attack works to bring Martin's mental image of him down to Earth. Down to attainability.

Suddenly the man he’s infatuated with is just another person that Martin could, reasonably, start a relationship with - outside of their immediate circumstances, that is. Sure, John's still his boss, but their workplace is already so unconventional that any potential power dynamic between them has been nullified by the looming threat of the supernatural. And their evil omniscient employer, though this doesn't really come into play until later in the plot.

That's when his crush develops into full-blown infatuation.

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Love me some jmart

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could you draw Jon and Martin cuddling each other?

I will always draw them cuddling B)

(Drawn after getting pissed off at work, when upset draw queer people cuddling)