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Trump: I got covid 😣👊
All the Internet:
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jenny slate’s sentences are the absolute only thing that makes me think hmm may be….. human intimacy + the mortifying ordeal of being known…… is good
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Y'all really sat there every week and watched Glee. That sure is somethin
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My Islamic studies prof told us “It is a sin in Islam to think you are superior to anyone, and it is a sin in Islam to think you are inferior to anyone.” And I’ve always heard the first part, but the second has honestly changed my life.
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Shinichirō Watanabe, how dare you, Sir.
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jonathan: Do you want beef tonight at 6 pm?
giorno: Who the fuck is this? You wanna throw down? I’ll fuck you up.
jonathan: It’s dad I installed Discord.
giorno: OH MY GOD DAD I’M SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER ORGANISATION-
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rissa offered me $3 to make this meme
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I’m not ready for this anime to end
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uo: men will never be fully satisfied with sex until they’ve been pegged. idc how many of them think the head game or her riding the dick so good is. the sex won’t slap much if the g spot ain’t touched🌚
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