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It's time for a poll, y'all!

It's been too long since we had a face-off, so let's do it, guys. If you haven't joined us for one of these before, this is how it works. The top four vote-getters in the first round face off in the second round. Then, the top two from that round go head-to-head for the CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND.

As always: feel free to use the comments/tags to support your special lil' guy or offer your own thoughts on their resolutions!

In honor of the fresh new year, let's talk resolutions, shall we?

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This is 50.

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Pedrito with his cocktail 🍸

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Swept Away

I daresay we all need a bit of a vacation after the last few days, right? I know I’m still completely swept away and very, very thirsty…

If YOU also need another cold, hydrating drink made for sipping on the beach, under a palapa, with the cool Caribbean breeze in your face, I got you, cariño…

Coconut milk, coconut water, lemonade, lime juice, honey, vanilla, and crushed ice. Alcohol-free.

And if you need a little reading while you��re sipping, may I suggest Swept Away by @punkshort (to whom this drink is dedicated.)

Pedro is reading Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead by Olga Tokarczuk.

Thanks to the photo generosity of Pedro, Lauren Alexander and Omar Apollo, we’re ALL en la playa…

Come see me on IG: @drinkingpedro

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Merry Christmas from me and the guys…

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I've been thinking about a conversation that me and a few others had a while back about Pedro characters as fruit. So here we are:

🍓Javi G is a strawberry due to his universal appeal and sunny disposition.

🍏Joel Miller would be an apple, straightforward and dependable.

🍑Marcus Pike is a sweet, delicate peach.

🍉Francisco Morales is a watermelon (sugar...)

🍌Oberyn Martell is a massive yellow banana.

🐲Ezra is a dragon fruit, absolutely crazy on the outside, but delicious inside.

🥥Din Djarin is a coconut, basically indestructible unless you have a hammer.

👃Pero Tovar is a stinky durian fruit, a delicacy once you get passed the smell.

🍒Javier Peña is a ludicrously expensive bowl of cherries.

🫐Dieter Bravo is unripened mulberries as they can induce a hallucinogenic state.

🥝Dave York is a kiwifruit, rough on the outside but very popular with his fans.

���Marcus Moreno would be a pear. Often overlooked in the fruit bowl while you wait to discover him, but when you do? You're in for a treat.

Have I missed off your man? Let me know your thoughts or share your own headcanon!

Tagging a few folks that enjoy such silliness:

@undercoverpena @goodwithcheese @maggiemayhemnj @julesonrecord @morallyinept

@rhoorl @katareyoudrilling @burntheedges

@oonajaeadira @imaswellkid @5oh5 @schnarfer @janaispunk

@beefrobeefcal @thetriumphantpanda @sin-djarin @yourcoolauntie @toomanytookas

@sawymredfox @fuckyeahdindjarin @thelightsandtheroses @chronically-ghosted

@laughing-in-th3-purple-rain

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PEDRO PASCAL | via metaotters

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IG: Sarah Paulson’s stories

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Cloaks are 🔥

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CNN Heroes…

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you know what i think about all the time?

that's all ok bye

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Sorry.

Not sorry.

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Lunchtime quickie with the PP lads

Just something I thought important.

General warning for sex and stuff.

Javi: Wham bam thank you ma'am. It's over in ten minutes. Has one post-coital cigarette for lunch before returning to work.

Frankie: Will spend his whole lunch break eating you out, calls it "the best meal I ever had", and promises to bang you properly when he gets home tonight. Leaves in a hurry, already late, with a sammich in his hand and an erection in his pants.

Pero: Stuffs himself, then takes a nap. Wants you on his dick when he wakes up, though.

Marcus P: Praises you for the lovely meal before taking you to the bedroom for a quick and sweet fuck. Is back at the office within the hour.

Joel: Fucks you on the kitchen table as soon as he gets home. Something falls to the floor and shatters. Eats like starving man after. Will kiss you until your toes curl before going back to work.

Marcus Moreno: Eats, and takes care of the dishes. You're the one who surprises him by the sink by getting on your knees. He catches on quickly, though.

Dieter: Always up for trying new things. Eats his veggies like a good boy, off of you. Has you squirting all over the table, and laps it all up, the nasty critter.

Tim: Head full of case, forgets to come home. You know this, so you bring a meal over to the precinct, locking yourself up in his office with him, and ride him in his office chair. You see to it that he eats after.

Dave: Has you all wet and trembling for him from sexting by the time he steps through the door. Tortures you by eating slowly while talking to you about this and that, like it's any normal lunch. Gets you off on the worktop after, twice, all the while telling you what a good wife you are.

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Confirmed: PEDRO PASCAL is a nails guy!