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Incorrect Quotes #128

Y/n : How do I make a date really romantic?

Erestor : Be mysterious

Y/n : Okay!

*later, while on a date with Glorfindel*

Glorfindel: So where are we going?

Y/n : None of your fucking business

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Today's mug.

(I have many nerdy mugs.)

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Like Great-Grandmother like Great-Granddaughter

In Lothlorien

Galadriel: You really do look remarkably like her. Luthien.

Arwen, before meeting Aragorn for the first time: Thank you.

Galadriel: *smiles*

Arwen: But I’ll have you know that I have no intention of following in her footsteps, grandma.

A few years later

In Rivendell:

Arwen: *Dancing in the forest*

Aragorn, a 21 year old mortal who’s just found out he’s going to be king: Tinuviel, Tinuviel! Or if it is not she, then it is she who walks in her likeness.

Arwen, 2000 years old: I beg your pardon??

In Lothlorien

Arwen, back from Rivendell: Hi Grandma!

Galadriel: Hello my dear, how are you?

Arwen: Good. Dad’s fine, the twins are off with the rangers again, shooting things.

Galadriel: Yeah, I know the type.

Arwen: Also this mortal tried to hit on me by calling me Tinuviel.

Galadriel: That’s the line he went with?

Arwen: I know, right!

Galadriel: He sounds sweet.

Arwen: I guess.

Several years later.

Arwen: *hanging out in Lothlorien*

Aragorn, many years older, wise, kind, noble and brave: Hi.

Arwen:

Arwen: Well shit.

A few days later

Arwen, now with the Ring of Barahir on her hand: Grandma!

Galadriel: What?

Arwen: It happened again.

Galadriel, seeing the ring for the first time in 7000 years: Oh my-

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Post-RotK, the white ship arrives in the undying lands. Naturally, family is there waiting for the elves on board. The hobbits, when they imagined the High King of the Noldor of Aman, were kind of expecting, like, slightly more masculine Galadriel: elegant, impeccably dressed, and unmistakably regal. So they're shocked to find out that the guy they greeted upon disembarking was just some random vanya, and the actual Finarfin is the one in sandals and board shorts and sunglasses sipping rum out of a coconut shell. 50/50 odds he's wearing a shirt, but if he is it's definitely got parrots on it.

Elrond, who remembers Finarfin as the guy whose idea of relaxation was disemboweling trolls while screaming grievances against his own brothers, is even more surprised than they are.

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listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

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I saw this a while back and thought of it and was looking for it 5 mins ago and couldn’t and now it’s on my feed. I love this hc and this art

yaknoooow that one tiny detail about grandpa mahtan having the ability to grow a beard…….. i mean obviously they shave it clean because society presentations & also mahtan’s facial hair genes got diluted four fold before it got to his grandkids blah blah blah but the concept is sexy to me………. ok unpopular opinion i know, i’ll show myself out now

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Flipping the Bird

(Or: “Grond! Grond! Grond!”, lol…)

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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I 100% adore the Lord of the Rings movies, but the fact is that the Arwen-Is-Dying-Because-Ring-Magic plotline makes zero sense by the lore (if I’m wrong please correct me I’d love to learn). Don’t get me wrong, it works great for the movie, brilliant, in fact, but it doesn’t really make much sense in book logic. Why would Arwen’s fate be tied to the Ring? If she’s mortal now she can’t Fade, and if she’s still Elvish there’s no reason why it should affect her more than anyone else.

BUT, I was watching the extended scene where Aragorn looks into the Palantir and Sauron speaks to him in Black Speech and shows him pictures of a dead Arwen and smashes the Evenstar (Which is a whole other The-Books-Call-Bullshit shebang), and I came up with my own in-universe explanation.

Sauron: *Chilling in Mordor*

An Orc of some kind: My Lord Mairon (Because THAT is what they would call him), the spies have come back from Rivendell.

Sauron: Show me.

Magic Evil Spy: *Shows Sauron the image of a mortal man of the race of Numenor making out with an Elf lady who looks suspiciously familiar��*

Sauron: OH HELL NO!

Evil Spy: Indeed, Master. The Heir of Isildur lives.

Sauron: Get rid of her, now.

Evil Spy: Right away, Mast- her?

Sauron: Yes! Yes yes yes, I don’t care what it takes, get her out of here.

Evil Spy: My Lord, but surely, Isildur’s heir-?

Sauron: Do not harm that man, you hear me? Do not lay a finger on him until she is taken care of.

Evil Spy:

Evil Spy: Are you sure-?

Sauron: Was there a dog?

Spy: A dog, Master?

Sauron: Yes, yes, a dog, a big one.

Spy: Not that I could see, no.

Sauron: Oh well thank Eru for that, at least.

Spy: Are you feeling ill, Master?

Sauron: No, and I’d like to keep it that way. Arwen annihilation is priority number one, ok? And don’t you lay a finger on her man until I say so, got it?

Spy: Alright then…

Sauron, still looking at the image: HE’S GOT THE RING OF FELAGUND!!!

Spy:

Sauron: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER RIGHT NOW!

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thinking about return of the king and about how all of the fellowship got to reunite with Frodo in Minas Tirith except for Boromir. That one scene causes me at least 70% of grief over his death. There is something so incomplete about it

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Gordon Ramsey would so be proud of bereg

idk it made sense in my head, just going off of vibes

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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

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Elrond: *Climbing out a window*

Elrond: And you'll need to get Galadriel that new dress, since you ruined the last one.

Celebrimbor: You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window!

Elrond: Shh!

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.