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moonstruck

CHAPTER TWO: LEFT BALLS TINGLING

synopsis: it feels like the universe favors megan skiendiel more. whenever you’re about to have a moment with daniela avanzini, something—or someone—always manages to mess it up.

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a/n: bro i hate being constipated 💔 but tbh being on my period makes me lwk grateful cuz shitting while bleeding feels like my organs r ragequitting one by one like i’m out here on the toilet looking like i’m murdering someone from the inside out 🥀🥀🥀 hgahahaha thbaks for hearing my ted talk, g’nught

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megans nuts in me

NO SHE DOESNT SYFM

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she doesn't like minors i hope

she didn’t seem like she was thinking abt that last night

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AWWWWWWWWW YOU REALLY USED MY CHOCO FOR THIS

I LOVE CHOCO WE SAY IN UNISON

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i did not expect it to drop so quickly

it’s also late for me (it’s only 12am YOU SHOULD SLEEP 3 AM-ER)

trust i’ll read it early tomorrow

HEHE DROPPING ANOTHER CHAP TONIGHT :DDDD THANK U SM <3 i did actually sleep n then woke up w a HIGH FEVER LMFAOOO

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moonstruck

CHAPTER ONE: PARKING TICKET (half written)

synopsis: it feels like the universe favors megan skiendiel more. every time you’re just about to have a moment with daniela avanzini, something—or someone—always finds a way to ruin it.

wc: 702.

you’ve imagined about a hundred different ways your morning could go to absolute shit.

late alarms. coffee spills. forgetting your flash drive. jungkook singing “baby shark” at 7 a.m. your stepmom being too sweet for your own good.

but somehow, some-fucking-how, no matter how many ways your life chooses violence, megan skiendiel always manages to top the disaster list.

and there she was. again.

you were grabbing your bag, mentally preparing for the soul-crushing hellhole called college, when you spotted her shady little silhouette lurking near your car like a cursed raccoon digging through garbage.

you squint.

oh, hell no. now you gotta commit homicide before 9 a.m.

“skiendiel!?”

you practically launched yourself off the porch, nearly twisting your ankle in the process. “get the fuck away from my car!”

megan whipped around like she’d just been caught spray-painting dicks on the mona lisa.

and then she smiled. that annoying-ass, infuriating, trademark smile.

the “i’m-so-innocent-teehee” one.

spoiler alert: she has never been innocent.

not when she lit your barbie dreamhouse on fire in 2009 because “barbie deserved a viking funeral.”

not when she spread that rumor about you marrying sunghoon, the weird kid.

and definitely not now, when she was very obviously taping something to your windshield.

you stomped down the driveway, murder already brewing in your bloodstream.

“what’s in your hand?”

megan blinked, feigning confusion like a shitty discount disney actress.

“huh? nothing.”

“skiendiel.”

“jeon.” she matched your tone, annoyingly calm.

you glanced at her, then at your car, then back at her. “what did you do to my car?”

she gasped dramatically, clutching her chest like you just accused her of arson—oh wait, you have, before. “wow. wow. the audacity? the violence? i didn’t do anything! you’re paranoid, hobbit.”

“don’t call me that.”

“you’ve been hobbit since you were five.” she shrugged, grinning like she invented pain. “it’s basically your brand at this point.”

“i’m literally so much taller than you now.”

“mm, not in spirit.”

you inhaled slowly.

don’t commit crimes. don’t go to jail. you can’t afford bail.

“skiendiel, i swear—”

“anywayyy!” she chirped, cutting you off with a clap, “this has been fun, my sweet. little. neighbour. jeon. but i actually have places to be, people to slay, basketballs to dunk. oh, and—love the grandma glasses, by the way.”

before you could respond, she patted your shoulder like you’re a delicate, emotionally unstable loser—which is rude but not entirely false—and struts past you toward her porch.

you stared after her, suspicious as hell.

and just before disappearing inside, she spun around and waved like you’re besties in a coming-of-age movie.

“have a magical day, neighbour!”

you almost—almost—gave her the finger. but you were already late and honestly too exhausted to summon the energy required for her bs.

you turned back to your car, muttering every profanity you knew under your breath, yanked open the door, and tossed your bag onto the passenger seat.

you slid the key into the ignition.

and that’s when you froze.

because right there, dead center on your windshield, perfectly aligned like a cosmic middle finger from the universe, was a fat, shiny, bright yellow parking ticket.

you stared at it.

blinked once.

twice.

oh. my. god.

but this wasn’t just any parking ticket.

no, this was megan skiendiel’s parking ticket.

the same ticket she’s been getting for three days straight because you always beat her to the good parking spot.

and now it was on your car.

perfectly laminated in layers—layers—of industrial-strength clear packing tape.

like, not one strip.

not two.

we’re talking full wrap job.

she really raided an office supply store for this moment.

you groaned, throwing your door back open, stomping around to the front, and attacking the ticket with your nails.

nothing.

the edges were flattened so seamlessly it looked like it had been steamrolled by the hands of god himself.

there you were, crouched like a gremlin in your own driveway, aggressively picking at invisible seams while mentally drafting megan’s obituary.

your day was officially ruined.

because of course it was.

because of course, it’s always, always megan skiendiel.

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a/n: man its fucking 3 am now, and i hv to get up at 6🥀🥀🥀 i hate ts gnigjt my brain is fried

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moonstruck

★ profile 2: STOP CHANGING THE GC NAME HOS

megan meiyok skiendiel (meganskiendiel/jigglingballs)

: chinese-american. y/n’s next door nightmare since childhood. god knows why she’s always on y/n’s ass. y/n hates her guts and megan is very aware; actually that’s the fuel that keeps her going. basketball player, friends are basically the whole damn team. literally nothing about her changed except now she’s hotter which makes it worse.

manon bannerman (meretmanon/yesieatgirls)

: swiss. unserious to her core. will laugh at your pain, will laugh at your funeral, will laugh if u trip down the stairs. the type to say “omg that’s so sad” while giggling. still somehow the most protective friend on earth #scissor sister 1

sophia laforteza (sophialaforteza/sofiasfromtemu)

: filipina baddie. captain/leader of the basketball team. scary when serious but otherwise the sweetest person alive. campus popular girl + golden child. everyone wants to be her, everyone wants her attention. basically the one holding the group together with duct tape

lara raj (lararajj, momimgay)

: indian, desi baddie. she LOOKS like she could stomp you out (and she probably could, you’d thank her) but actually has the softest heart… until she opens her mouth bc she’s also the bluntest one in the group. makes music on the side bc she’s artsy like that #scissor sister 2

jeung yoonchae (y0on_cha3/g0oncha3)

: korean. youngest + only sane one. no one knows how she ended up in this circus, oh right lara dragged her after basketball practice. perpetually tired of the girlkissers nonsense surrounding her. lowkey the group’s her babysitter (she’s the babysitter but she lets them crash and burn anyway)

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moonstruck

★ profile 01: the furries and the femboys

jeon y/n (jeonyn06/moreyuriplease)

: the nerdiest loser alive. self-proclaimed hopeless romantic (hoeless too) mum died when she was 9, dad remarried a few years later. stepmom is actually super duper sweet but y/n still chooses violence. has a stepbrother, jeon jungkook, who is literally the campus sweetheart and y/n wakes up every morning just to hate him harder.

huh yunjin (jenaissante/wuhluhwuhhuh)

: half american, half korean, full-time loudspeaker. y/n’s ride-or-die since diapers. gives unsolicited therapy advice (and somehow it works) friends with literally everyone on campus; teachers, the janitor, the vending machine. musical theatre kid so expect random belting at 2am.

pham hanni (honeybee/fujoshilover69)

: viet-aussie queen. also childhood bestie. too good at everything and it’s actually offensive. everyone clowns her height but she eats them alive with her personality. self-declared fujoshi and the group’s #1 yaoi distributor!

park sunghoon (parksunghoon/realmiakhalifa)

: korean, moved to LA at age 3, and has been weird ever since. childhood bestie too but like… why. talks to walls, fights with air, unintentionally funny bc he says the most insane blunt shit with a straight face.

sim jaeyun (simjaeyun/urmumwoofwoof)

: korean raised in australia, moved to LA three years ago, and somehow snuck his way into the group. the “straight” one (spoiler: not really). baby boy energy but will square up with a toddler if provoked. smiley, clingy, but also has the braincell count of 2.5 on a good day

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my mom sold me to katseye

can u get me megans number hehe

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she dead but ok💔

stop lying, we r scissoring rn

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why did your answer sent into my asks and i cant see it on your acc how did you do it

i’m gonna groom ur grandma

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https://www.tumblr.com/imaxdead/793482332710567936/i-need-send-you-something-cool-my-girlfriend-is?source=share

just saying, you can try but ebay would take it down cause it's against their tos unfortunately

(yes I am aware it's a joke)

fun fact for anyone who's curious, they have a policy just for this https://www.ebay.com/help/policies/prohibited-restricted-items/human-body-parts-policy?id=4325

um can I be 😅anon? (hope you're okay w spam... I have rambles abt your fics (unless you dw them))

OMG SORRRY I WAS ABT TO ANS UR ASK LAST NIGHT THEN DAD TOOK AWAY MY PHONE

HELP I LOVE HOW RANDOM THIS IS LMFAO BYE U MADE ME LAUGH 😭😭 AND YES YES PLEASE YOU CAN BE 😅 ANON

@snepy @lvskimminji watch out u two fags im gonna sell yall in da black market ts time

im scared to open the links bro what if i get doxxed

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moonstruck

❝ just the two of us, gipeojyeo ganeun moonstruck

oh, you make me go crazy over you, you baby ❞

—★ neighbour! megan skiendiel x loser! fem! reader

synopsis: it feels like the universe favors megan skiendiel more. every time you’re just about to have a moment with daniela avanzini, something—or someone—always finds a way to ruin it.

𓂃 ࣪˖ in which jeon y/n asks her worst neighbour-slash-nemesis for help wooing her childhood crush…

genre: college!au, enemies-to-lover(ish), neighbours-to-lovers, slight daniela x fem! reader, love triangle, fluff, angst, slow-burn (smau)

warnings: strong language; kys/kms jokes; suggestive jokes; unfunny jokes; reader is too down bad for daniela (valid); homophobia; homos being homophobic; my bad writing; im so not funny; additional warnings will appear in chapters when needed

other casts: lsf’s yunjin, njz’s hanni, enha’s sunghoon & jake, bts’s jungkook and many others.

˚୨୧⋆｡masterlist!

: the furries and the femboys | STOP CHANGING THE GC NAME HOS

1. parking ticket

to be continued...

★taglist: @indigo491 @bilsbabyma @wwwlpgs @rockstxrr @sewiouslyz @kianthegirlkisser @urwavvy @chocolatierrai @jusnough @gay-panic-at-all-times @98oceans @amaliu007 @lyninabin @minjisn1 @let-zizi-yap @camiraeken @sillyesnupi @runm3over @gornoi @prosnale105 *hentai moaning sounds*

a/n: shitting as i post ts🥀🥀

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my feet itchy..

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😳 so… what was that 😭😭 WHAT IS THAT SONG!?

must’ve been the wind 😟

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What I’m hearing is that you have the most bomb amazing fantastic music taste ever???

i’m gna tickle ur feet for saying tht bro

BC ur saying ts to the SAME mf who listens to ts typa shi...

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🫦 i need send you something cool my girlfriend is here too

i’m gna sell u on ebay too