imawhoreidiot

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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They just made Minecraft into a Super Bowl commercial and you’re laughing? Steve from Minecraft is Jack Black and you’re laughing??

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THEY MADE MINECRAFT INTO A JOKE!! Yeah it’s a game marketed to kids, but its main theme is literally building meaning out of nothing but the bare resources allotted by the universe and making it into something beautiful. It’s about finding contentment and wonder in the world around you and by slowly uncovering beauty around you, you uncover it in yourself. Everything you find amazing and worthwhile in the world can also be found in yourself because you are of the same stock. It allows you an unlimited realm of creation, and when you play it at a young age, it grows with you, and by the end, both are something entirely different but still good

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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

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‘what are you planning to do with your degree?’ maybe jerk off for a few years i dont know

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letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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my dream job is to go Missing

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pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Anyways, head full and it’s all fallout

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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Brb I’m just gonna go cry🥺💖

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my cat is sad. original poem by Spencer Madsen

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this is how i feel about any Warriors character

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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls