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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”
no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS
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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
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this is one of the best posts ever
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Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.
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msg stands for mmmmmmm so good
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just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me





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do you want to play substance abuse with me after work
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orcs kill men, men ride horses, horses eat grass, grass is beautiful. so when u call me an orc, u are just calling me beautiful. thank you for the compliment
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guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies
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We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever
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