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hey does anyone want to bleed out in my arms it has to be weird
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one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check
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I don't know why making a sideblog was so anxiety inducing and abhorrent to me. It was real easy to make...
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listen I鈥檓 the most pro-gold digging person you will ever meet. but people who think a future spouse asking them to sign a prenup is somehow an indication they can never trust them are bonkers. every marriage should have a prenup. you should protect your premarital assets too, even if that asset is a $10,000 used car.
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I don't get people who get mad when their kids ask them questions. Imagine making an entire brand new human being who doesn't know anything about anything yet, and regards you as their primary source of information, and when they try to learn to understand how the world around them works, you just go "how dare you question me you evil little imp."
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why can鈥檛 things be easy peasy lemon squeezy
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Google how to not be autistic around an npc
Google how to be normal around a pretty npc
Google how to be able to look at the NPC token when talking to a pretty npc
Google how to not choke when talking to a pretty npc
Google how to be brave to brush a pretty npc's hair to see her horns
Google how to be normal and not autistic about this
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"I'm alright, finish 40s while I listen to t.A.T.u, "all the things she said", and now I'm puking in the bathroom" - Jakey "Saintlike"
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