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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
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My average writing experience:
"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"
*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
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me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.
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most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone
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Some of them think they can compete with my boops. This is futile, stop resisting.
My mutuals will fear the boop
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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be
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hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)
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If it's a tie between two, which is typically comfiest?
#stomach#left#and right#hit them with the spartan death pose#or as caleb and jamie call it#the position of bi-curiosity
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Anyway, my favorite little detail about Johnny Silverhand is that he tried to scratch the Arasaka logo off his arm:
There's some interesting commentary to be made here around the whole "No ethical consumption under capitalism" argument, as well as the "you critique society, yet you participate in society" also known as the "you can't criticise capitalism on an iPhone".
Does hating Arasaka while having their own equipment for body parts makes Johnny a hypocrite? Or is it poetic justice that the digits that set the nuke were placed by one of their own products? Fits the Cyberpunk ethos perfectly.
Still, in the end, the hardest part of trying to fight the corpos is that they are everywhere and make all your shit.
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I saw corps transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! I've declared war not 'cause capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control.
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True love shouldn’t be this complicated..
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