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Bitty: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Jack: Of course you will.

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Me: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Tango: I lost my shoe this afternoon so who knows how far it’s gotten.

Me *taking my shirt off*: Anthony you’re so fucking stupid

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I don't know him but I love him

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THE WAFFLES

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Sometime during y1

Bitty: Jack gave me a “get better soon” card

Shitty: That’s pretty nice of him!

Bitty: I wasn’t sick or anything. He just thought I could do better

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What is the history and the future of The Couch?

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"Marty wanted to fade from existence because public speaking"

Wow mood

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Holster wrote this

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*dex voice* fellas is it gay to be in love with ur d man

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Headcanon: Ollie and Wicks are actually one person just moving back and forth very fast

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After Bitty meets Beyonce

Jack: Haha, wow, good job, bud. I’m kinda shocked at how calm you we- …Ah. You’re getting on the floor.

Bitty: [MUFFLED UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]

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Anon: drawing prompt: kitchen witch!bitty??

Anon: Witch Bitty? 

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face it, the smh gc is literally just bitty keysmashing

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(from here and here)

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Jack & Alicia after Center Ice

Alicia: Honestly, honey, I’m surprised you didn’t propose to him

Jack: Oh God no

Alicia: ???

Jack: Can you imagine how much schoolwork he’d neglect if he started planning a wedding? He has a thesis to write.