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Thoughts?

Oh I couldn’t possibly, I’ve already thought today thank you.

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im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

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it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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hallowed be thy ween

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we need to resexualize the terms bimbo/himbo. im sick of people watering them down to just mean “nice dumb people” no it means dumb slut!!! the slut part is important. do not forget about the sluts of the world 

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breeding is the most boring kink imaginable its literally just catholicism

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girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)

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you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the sink makes you homicidal

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maybe playing some girlsgogames will fix me

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you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel