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“you’re telling me a Gorgon named Zola made the breast milk that went into this cheese?”
“obviously i am not saying that”
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Been really into Riverdale the past year and a half and I gotta say the Silence of the Lambs element is fascinating.
Like there is enough blatant freud shit in the books that “what if hannibal lecter literally just was Clarice’s father like they are literally just the same guy” is a valid like new-angle
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The Silence of the Lambs AU where Clarice is a ventriloquist and Hannibal is her dummy
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I generally don't care about "style copying" discourse, but I think it's worth drawing a line when it's a company's art team doing it, because in that specific case, it's being done to avoid hiring someone
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Oh we’re finally ready are we
a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
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Ive owned this account for 10 years now and im STILL mad that Hannibal (movie) is only the A plot of that book when the B plot is 1000000x better and almost arguably the pinnacle of the whole series
Meanwhile SOTL (movie) is like. One of the most surgeon-precise adaptations of a book Ive ever seen let alone heard of. Transphobic movie with harmful societal consequences, but god damn if they didn’t meticulously pick only the best shit from that book, keeping it coherent and tight, and scrapping everything else.
Like. Thats crazy.
Why is MGM so protective of *Barney Matthews* will they lose the rights to SOTL if they licensed out the one character introduced in SOTL who doesn’t do anything until the NEXT book?
Cause you can’t DO the B plot of Hannibal WITHOUT Barney.
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No actually its still wild in the third book Hannibal makes kind of a big deal about how Clarice wants to exploit their relationship to jail him to get a W for her flopping career
But he like BEGS Margot to let him take the fall for her and her girlfriend if it means Mason will die and she’ll be free and happy
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I have a semi-pro twitch friend now and i sort of am not in the halloween mood so uh someone send me a hannibal drinking game since im 25 now because thats how time works
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recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that
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Thought:
Longlegs doesn’t have enough intrigue to be a good mystery/thriller
And ALSO doesn’t have enough confrontation to be a good horror movie
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Happy aromantic visibility day!! Love this aroace king
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