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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[ima-better-praetor-than-you]

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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measuring out 100g of pasta (0.0000010543 football fields for my american audience) feels like I'm precisely and scientifically trying to break a camels back

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when did it become a 9 hour work day? i can't think of the last job i had that didn't require 9-6 or 10-7 work hours. yes there's an hour paid lunch in the middle but that used to be included in your 9-5. why are we all just okay with this? why have we forsaken dolly parton?

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pretty sure I just made history

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you want to try pilates? the thing that killed jesus christ superstar??

[ima-better-praetor-than-you]

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma