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You’re a parselmouth? Why didn’t you tell us?
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If you need me I’ll be in my private study
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the next person who breathes is a thot 1 2 3 go
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stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
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a gay camp that parents send their children to in order to be “corrected” that is actually a disguised safe haven for LGBT youths
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I can’t count on much in this crazy world, but I can always count on you.
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Waitress as a couple enters: Kathy, keep an eye on this one, she looks like shes one of those weird breadstick people
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japanese dragon:
- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea
chinese dragon:
- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal
european dragons:
- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves
slavic dragon:
- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads
leviathan:
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
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It’s interesting that the people who grew up in the 60s and 70s were the generation of “Question All Authority,” but now that they’re the authority, they refuse to be questioned.
something I heard on the radio this morning (via subtextable)
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This Congressman just showed everyone the exact right way to support transgender people
On Wednesday, California Congressman Mike Honda did his part to combat the often difficult reality many transgender people face by expressing a sweet message of love and support for his own grandchild.
The tweet was sent in the wake of recent, encouraging political action on behalf of trans individuals. A new law could be on the horizon.
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"Are you kidding me?" “No, im adulting you”
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