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ok, hear me out. I’m thinking of writing a Love, Simon kind of thing, but with Parkner. I can imagine it really well, but would it be good?

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real

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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Electrocution 🙃

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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omg this is so helpful thank you tumblr

how to draw arms ? ? 

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ok so I recently found out what Griffin the Invisible man from Hotel Transylvania looks like and I’m not happy because it wasn’t how it looked in my head, so I decided to draw, very badly, what he looks like in my head.

I. Cannot. Draw.

I instantly regret posting this

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I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

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daily dose of irondad!

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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why is weed even illegal like we’re sitting in the living room listening to music and not interacting at all I have no sudden urge to rob a store or murder everyone smh @government rethink ur priorities

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I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

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daily dose of irondad part 10!

it’s not really that irondad but it’s been sitting in my camera roll for a long time since I made it

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Daily dose of irondad part 9!

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daily dose of irondad part 8!

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📷 a photo of my cat that passed away a few months ago

🍫 chocolate

✨none that aren’t abbreviations from my name which I will not be sharing :)

🎵old Alabama by Brad Paisley and La Grange by ZZ top

✏️yes I have actually

😏 nope

💛 earrings

🐰 how they treat you compared to other people

🍪 double choc chip with extra sauce

🐶 I used to be cat but now I lean more towards dog

🎧 earbuds

🌼 “at the Copa Copacabana”

🙃 bullets are hot when they hit you

🦉night owl

🏳️‍🌈 you think I know? I have no idea (so probably)

🦋 short, quirky (which just means I’m weird), introvert

👖sweats, but in Australia we call them tracksuit pants

🥤iced coffee

🧡 murky swamp green and neon orange

💎my acoustic guitar

☕️ coffee (more espresso less depresso)

🦖 Tasmanian tiger

🌙 a month? Ish?

🌴 coconut

🐸 dumb and chaotic

🔮 engineer

💙 single and ready to mingle

🌿 any nice shirt and denim jeans

🎤 9 to 5, Alexander Hamilton, Waving Through a Window, If I Could Tell Her, Ob La Di Ob La Da, Yellow Submarine, I could go on for hours

🤎 I’m a blonde (but I am NOT stupid. That term is sexist)

💌 yes

💄 yes

🌸 “you look really pretty with your hair down”

❤️ @tomdayachibi

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

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Daily dose of irondad part 7!