Hi, I'm the guy that looks like Spiderface.Well, costume wise. I'm obviously a lot more handsome. I'm also the 'merc with a mouth,' but that's stupid, you can't even see my mouth unless I'm eating, drinking, kissing old ladies, smiling or I have my mask off. I know there's tons of Wade Wilsons out there, but none of them look like me.
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Wade, tumblr must have unfollowed you. Because I've found a heap of people unfollowed and you're one of them. I didn't do it on purpose, so don't worry. I still love you.
D'aaaw! So sweet. I'd kiss ya but...well...I don't wanna get burned...again. Also, tumbly's been doing this to me too.
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Related Rampage: Marvel Minimalist Posters 1
Marvel Minimalist Posters 2 by Marko Manev (Society6) (Twitter)
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I just want you all to know...I kinda sorta missed you.
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Daddy's got a hot date tonight.
Later gators!
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I was sent by fundamentalist christians to stop you from getting weird underboob gunk in my eye. Nice bazongas, though.
What.
In.
The.
World.
Is this.
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I hope you shower first.
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http://wishesinmypockets.tumblr.com/
http://i-need-a-super-hero.tumblr.com/
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therealwadewilson started following you
Hello there. The name’s Roxanne. Roxanne Taylore. But some call me Hat Trick. Who might you be, darlin’?
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Whodathunk it'd be so damn hard to check this thing when you actually had stuff to do.
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Seeing you talk to your other selves is just freakin' awesome. It's like Deadpool Corps all over again.
Except one of us is green and scary, and the other one has no boobs. But I can see where you're coming from, man.
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Deady's off to go get his grub on and do some other Deadpool-y things. Take care, kiddos!
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But her performance will last a lifetime!
She dies, y’know.
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Or the seconds before creative genius.
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It is like I have found my other half! We are two half’s of a full… - Yea… I do not know where I was going with that. We’re like two peas in a pod of awesome. I’m glad your back.
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I’m pretty sure that’s what they call the minutes of insanity before you die of a lack of oxygen.
Or the seconds before creative genius.
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No, creativity’s when you do three somersaults and kill an entire legion of Hand ninjas.
Now how is that creativity? Creativity's when the sun is at it's lowest and you're out there just shooting, or slicing, your little heart out when suddenly you look around and you notice that all that freshly squeezed blood has taken the form of a beautiful and graceful swan.
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