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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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“Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth Frye

Happy Pride 2019!

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ok but guys... just imagine a fresh gen z generation of foxes making this a thing,

And one of the og foxes sees it on a game for some reason and turn to wymack like "wtf is this, coach?" And wymack sighs and says "at least they're not stabbing each other anymore"

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i was thinking about uninstalling the tumblr app, since I hadn't opened in YEARS

then

fandoms

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I really want Jean to have a moment where he truly gets over his complicated feelings for Kevin. To accept that things were fucked because there was no other option. That Kevin still cares deeply for him even if he doesn't see Jean that way.

I also want Jean to text Kevin "Had sex with your crush. Die mad about it" and not elaborate.

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what if i'm not a good person? you always say that i am.

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The whiplash from going from Neil's perspective where he didn't give a shit to Jean's just thirsting after half the cast was immaculate

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Fox

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(raven neil au) wanted to draw them napping together again....

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Woke up thinking about this part from extra content:

like—are we just going to ignore the fact that Andrew comes to Wymack to drink and talk about Kevin??? So often that Wymack just assumes that every time Andrew starts talking it's about Kev??? And the first time Andrew doesn't drink because of Kevin is when he drinks because of Neil???

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A graphic of what reading tsc is like:

Nora, I am suing you for the damage that Jean's angst has done to my mental health. But also I forgive you just because you let Neil go feral.

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The Queen

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What your favourite aftg ship says about you

Inspired by the eldena doubleca5t youtube videos 

neil/andrew: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of deep-seated mistrust. You likely spent your teenage years obsessing over edgy anime boys who have trouble talking about their feelings. 

kevin/andrew: your ideal relationship dynamic is either bodyguard x protectee or hamster x banana

neil/kevin: you spend your saturdays panhandling outside nora’s house for spare kevin character development

neil/andrew/kevin: you just wanted good things for kevin, and really, who wouldn’t?

neil/matt: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of two bros chillin’ in a hot tub

dan/matt: you are a firm believer in men! getting! pegged!

renee/allison: you want a girlfriend that not only can kick your ass, but will do so on request

seth/allison: your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife x sitcom husband

kevin/aaron: your interest in these characters’ established relationships is outweighed by your need to make it gay

seth/kevin:  you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to punch each other in the face

allison/kevin: you may be firm believer in the inherent eroticism of wanting to punch each other in the face, but you mostly just want allison to step on you

seth/aaron: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of homophobia

dan/renee: you probably read the extra content

dan/allison: same joke as renison but you have a complicated relationship with religion

aaron/katelyn: your ideal relationship dynamic is marrying your highschool crush.

erik/nicky: you just wanted good things for nicky, and honestly, who wouldn’t?

laila/alvarez: you are always a slut for minor characters in dire need of more screentime

neil/ichirou: you don’t understand why anyone would waste their time fucking around with jock drama when there’s a sinister mafia boss right there

stuart/ichirou: this is the same joke as neil/ichirou but you also have a crippling addiction to dilfs

nathan/ichirou: this is the same joke as stuart/ichirou but you also a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of murder

neil/jean: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma

kevin/jean: your belief in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma is outweighed only by your love for the childhood friends to lovers trope

neil/r*ko: you like andreil in theory, but you just don’t think they spent enough time wanting each other dead

kevin/r*ko: your love for the childhood friends to enemies to lovers trope outweighs your interest in avoiding becoming the subject of a callout post

jeremy/jean: your ideal relationship dynamic is tortured edgy boy with a soft spot for one (1) ray of sunshine

jeremy/kevin: your ideal relationship dynamic is getting your senpai to notice you

abby/wymack: you’re either a sucker for a cutesy team mom x team dad slowburn or you have a crippling addiction to dilfs

kayleigh/wymack: your addiction to dilfs is outweighed only by your addiction to pain

jean/renee: you are a firm believer in mlm/wlw solidarity

kevin/thea: you are nora sakavic 

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the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

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I've seen some memes about the neurodivergent need to be explicitly invited to things, and not seeing "we're going to do this activity" as an invitation, and realized I also don't pick up on those social clues, but I decided a few years ago to act like the main character and simply assume my company is always wanted, so I accepted that I was inviting myself to things, when I was in fact, agreeing to a implicit invitation

Isn't life weird

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humanity as a whole is ridiculous, we managed to make planes, against all odds, and then some crazy fucko went "hey what if we jump out of this for fun?"

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Me: *lowkey upset that I love so many love songs but don't have any past dramatic romances to associate them with*

Me: *starts thinking of someone when some love songs play*

Me: oh hell no