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DID I FORGET ABOUT TUMBLR? yes :>

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𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

PAIRING! — anthony bridgerton with a child!shy!reader (platonic)

REQUEST! — Anthony with child reader who was recently adopted by his family. reader is really shy and reserved at first but he's the first one that y/n warms up to so maybe they end up sitting close to him a lot and they talk to him sometimes??

PRONOUNS! — none mentioned

WARNINGS! — none

A/N! — my first bridgerton work, hope i did this show justice 🤭 // these are kinda long oops

When you were first brought into the family, everyone was welcoming.

They were all so kind, but you were still scared of opening up.

You stayed in your room most of the time, only ever coming out to eat dinner and go to the parties that the Bridgertons attended.

You kind of just followed the older boys around, close enough as to not lose them, but far enough that they wouldn't be able to notice you.

Unfortunately, your plans of them not seeing you were quickly ruined as you made eye contact with the one-and-only, Anthony Bridgerton.

He smirked, holding eye contact and making you turn around and start walking away.

You sped past old men who smiled crookedly at you and pretty women in their extravagent ball gowns.

You scurried past waves of people, finally settling yourself upon some stairs, thinking you finally got away from Anthony.

As it turns out, you didn't.

The tall man brushed passed everyone until he got to you. He stood in front of you, his smirk still plastered on his face.

"Y/N, is everything well? You look aghast." He chuckled.

"Um, I suppose.." your eyes darted around, finally fixing your gaze down at the polished tile floor.

"Okay," he paused, "I noticed you were following Benedict and I. Why was that?"

"Must I tell you my entire life's story, aswell?" You joked nervously. Humor has always been your defense mechanism.

"Very well then. If you do not wish to tell me I will not pry any further. But, I do wish to ask one more question."

You looked up at him with a puzzled expression.

"May I sit with you? My legs are..quite tired."

You were silent for a moment, and after a while you couldn't help but laugh.

"Is that a yes?"

You laughed some more and after you calmed down, you assured him it was okay.

The two of you laughed and bonded the rest of the night, even when you went back home.

Anthony was your new favorite Bridgerton.

🏷's: @th0mas-ed1s0n @mukbee

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I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @im-houstons-problem is a good person and deserves many good things.

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Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

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deal :D

your gay :(

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can i trade you for your gender

your gay :(

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what about my gay o-o

your gay :(

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Reasons I like subtitles:

1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.

2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.

3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.

4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.

5. I can see who says what.

6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.

I freaking love subtitles.

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@atropoxy

are you all a “i haven’t changed my pfp or url since forever” kind of person or a “if i don’t change my pfp/url every once in a while i feel like i’m gonna implode” kind of person

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Heyy! Can you do headcanons of johnny cade x female chubby reader who's a sweetheart? Like nice to everybody but not to people who are not nice to her? Thanks :))

It's Sweetheart, Sweetheart

Pairing ;; johnny x chubby!reader Pronouns ;; she/her Warnings ;; body shaming/related (refrenced)

A/N ;; i'm sorry if this didn't fit your req eshjshd- also i want to make clear that i don't really like having to put things like "chubby!reader", not in any way met offesnive- but some part of me is just uncomfortable making size the selling point. i'm completely fine with getting size specific requests, of course ! i just felt the urge to clafrify that. the ideal body is to have a body, so long as you're keeping healthy habits and are happy :>

you were skeptical when johnny first approached you

his body language was tense and his eyes darted around the room

with a glance to where he walked from, he spotted some other id staring at the pair of you

you thought it might have been some sort of joke

a sick one at that, one that's been played on you far too many times

"go excite the fat girl, haha."

you looked at him with expecting eyes as he began to speak

he refused to look at you, sparing you a momentary nervous smile between rushed words

you couldn't really make out what he was saying

it was also pretty loud in there

but when you saw how his face flushed, and how ke kept stuffing his hands into his pockets

you realised maybe he was an honest guy after all

"slow down, hm?" you offered him an earnest grin and he returned it

"yeah- i'm johnny" he reached out with his hand and you took it with an easy laugh

it was a bit of an awkward gesture, but endearing no less

"y/n- what can i do for ya johnny?"

you could tell the question almost set him back in his demeanor

"oh- well i just thought- you see-" he took a breath, calming himself down

"i just thought you were real pretty and-" he chuckled to himself leaning a bit closer "and my friend over there is kinda annoyin'"

you laughed at this too, the both of you making a pointed look at said friend who just waved

"no, i- i saw you and he kept sayin 'johnny just go talk to her!' which is crap to me, because what does he know about talkin to girls"

you laughed a bit more at johnny's half rant

"well i'm glad you listened"

from there you talked a bit more, untill johnny's friend was pulling him away

muttering something about milk???

anyways, johnny gave you his house number

one day you finally decided to call him up, startled by the deep voice that picked up

"hello"

"uh- hi is johnny there?"

"who's asking?"

"a friend"

there was a paused and some shuffling from the other end before you heard that foreign but familiar voice

"hey, y/n/"

"hi johnny"

you found out that the guy who answered was darry, his friend's- ponyboy (which you questioned but didn't say nothing about)- older brother

i bet that was as confusing to read as it was to write :>

anyways

eventually you were kicked off the phone though

not before you promised johnny you'd call him again, the same time tomorrow

you could practically hear his smile over the phone

this went on for quite a bit untill johnny said he wanted to see you again (and that the gang wanted to meet his mysterious call girl)

you made haste to the curtis house (1, because you were nervous and 2, because you didn't want to be caught by socs)

you knocked on the door and heard fast footsteps (and the sound of someone tripping) before the door swung open and revealed johnny with his soft and earnest expression

needless to say, anxiety was thrumming through your veins

you two had talked only on the phone for the past however long

and you didn't notice the skeptical glances a couple of the gang were giving you

you didn't know how johnny had described you to them, but they probably weren't imagining someone of your size per say

it was all bull crap to you, and if they had something to say so would you

johnny hadn't thought of this until after he invited you over, that ponyboy mentioned it

he knew each of the boys had certain...beliefs or ideals on how a body should look

especially when it came to a women's body

he himself never understood, and what with his own body expectations

but over your numerous conversations, he came to like you more and more and not just because he had glanced over and saw a pretty girl

usually if any of the gang said something about a girl's body he'd stay quiet, he didn't participate in any sort of talk like that often

but he was closer to you, and it would be more personal

taking your hand with confidence he announced

"guys, this is y/n- and i really like her"

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I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED THE NEW SEASON THAT'S HOW TALENTED OF A WRITER HE IS !!! >:000

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YES <3333

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Could you do hcs of Johnny with a fasionable s/o with a flashy sense of style. Like they wear lots of different interesting patterns. Very bright & colorful looks. Everything coordinates and matches. (A good reference is fran fine, love her style it's so fun) If you could use She/her pronouns I would appreciate it.

These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

Pairing ;; johnny x fashionable!reader Pronouns ;; she/her Warnings ;; none

A/N ;; fran fine <3

you never

and i mean NEVER

ceased to impress him

he adored each and every uniqe outfit you'd greet him in

he'll go up to the guys all giddy

and they'll roll their eyes with a little smile all "what she wearin' today johnnycake?"

and he'll start rambling about your colour block jumper, mesh jacket, checkered blazer, and so forth

when you're wearing stripes, or anything with a lined pattern he likes to trace his finger along it

he's just ✨ mesmerised ✨

he never understood how you could pull it all together

it felt like there was so much going on your shirt alone, but your outfit as whole blended together so nicely

he'd scrap togther what little money he could to buy you a pair of tan striped pants and a padded muscle tee

he felt so proud whenever he saw you wear them (seperate or together)

"ya see that two-bit? i got her that outift :)))"

while he loved your bold style, it didn't stop him from making little remarks every now and then (he's sassy okay, no one is safe from his wit, not even his partner)

"the rave would like their strobe lights back-"

he of course told you how great you looked after

however, sometimes he felt rather lacking himself

he cycled through different jeans jackets and black shirt

you on the other hand had a whole arsonal of polka dots and fleece

you notice he was hesitant on more public dates

you always thought it had something to do with his greaser status

(for the sake of this, reader is more middle class)

but something about how he shrank more in his seat or booth always seemed off to you

you thought maybe he was ashamed of being with you

when you voiced this thought it was then that johnny confessed what it really was

it was understandable

but you never really thought of that, nor could you blame him

you'd tried offering johnny some spare cash in the past

but it never felt right to him

and it wasn't like there were many sources of income open to him

he'd tried but he was either denied or some socs lingered around the store longer than necessary

so he was left scrummaging through what was left of his ma's wallet or hustling people in poker

both options less than safe

so he only did it enough to get by

and getting by didn't cover more "fashionable" outfits

after a long talk (and some more) you had somewhat got it through to him that it didn't matter to you

to make him feel just a little better

you rifled through your dad's closet, finding a blazer from his youth that was just about johnny's size

"for date nights"

"for date nights?"

"yeah"

"does seven work for you tonight?"

you answered with a quick peck on his cheek, saying you had to run back home to get ready

johnny's smile was wide as ever when the waiter called you a "fine looking couple" gesturing to your outfits

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Can you do headcanons of johnny cade with a s/o who dances and sings? Thanks ❤

Sweet Caroline

Pairing ;; johnny x preformer!reader Pronouns ;; they/them (gender neutral) Warnings ;; tooth rotting fluff <3

A/N ;; i love this sm (also- i had finished this and realised i assumed you meant this as an 'x reader' if it wasn't i'm greatly sorry eshjsghd)

johnny met you at bucks

woah

johnny never thought he'd meet any potential partners at bucks

he usually avoided granted dally wasn't there

this time he'd only been there because two-bit had dragged him along for a "good time"

moving on

he entered the party house

the smell of liquor is all around, hot moving bodies pact around him

but it's the music that catches him

he pushed through the crowd untill he came upon you

dancing and singing

on the pool table (a few guys stood in the corner holding poolsticks with a rather disatisfied expression- yet they still swayed to the beat)

you held a dented microphne stand as you belted out the words of whatever it was you were singing

johnny was so caught up in the melody of your voice he hadn't even registered what the lyrics were

as time passed by johnny had found a spot on a milk crate

his eyes were fixated on you, humming lowly to your songs, foot tapping along

you gave a big bow as you wrapped up and hopped off the pool table

he had chased after you, catching your wrist gently

"you sound terrific"

"thanks"

and with that one word johnny found himself head over heels for this stranger

maybe it was because of the second hand high he was getting ('yeah, it was definitely that')

after that he'd find himself at bucks a lot more than he really wanted to be

but it was so worth it to him, to watch you climb up onto that pool table and sing and dance

at some point he even started to help set up your equipment

it wasn't even untill a month later did he actually ask you out

seeing it was the only time you were available- you wrapped your show up early and went up to dallas' room (johnny "owed" him one)

earlier he'd nabbed some basic sandwhich ingredients, grapes, and water bottles

they were layed out on a worn out comforter which he placed on the floor

a "picnic"

they would shake, seeing the never ending party was happening on the floor below

but neither of you really minded

the conversation you made ended up going way below surface level

johnny found out that you preformed to get the funds to help support you and your family

and because you wanted to a rockstar on the low

in exchange you learned that johnny never would have met you- had it not been for his friends

he talked about how they knew they were concerned for him, for his future, what would happen if they weren't there

so they took him out every now and then trying to "living" him up

you were certainly happy that two-bit had taken him out on the particular night you preformed

especially when it was four months later, and johnny decided it was a good enough time to ask you to be his partner

obvi u said yes 🤪

now he always made sure to stay ontop of where you'd be preforming next so he knew if he'd have to ask two-bit or steve for a ride there

even if you were preforming a song or choreography he'd already seen a thousand times he always came to support you

....even after the time you mortified him by inviting him up on stage

johnny preferred to coo some elvis presley as the two of you swayed in privacy

he'd gotten so accustom to the alive environments of your preformances that he started getting unsettled by the quiet he would relish

not only that, but he could be caught prancing around the house in what was a loose version of your dances, a familar tune tumbling from his lips

you thought it was adorable

he'd call you his rockstar

you actually based an original song off the petname "i'm his rockstar"

it's his absolute favourite song of yours

on nights when you're laying in the lot together one of you will sing it untill the other falls asleep

speaking of original songs-

once johnny surprised you on your anniversary

you had called off all preformances so you could spend the day dedicated to your boyfriend

but you'd gotten an urgent call from bucks

you were pleaded to preform that night, they were getting a big crowd and your songs and dance would surely help

you were even promised a bigger cut

you couldn't pass it down- and you felt so guilty about it

so when you walked in that night, head down low, imagine your surprise when you found johnny standing on the pool table, dented mic stand in hand

turns out he went and wrote a companion peice to your song

"my rockstar, damn right"

someone guided you onto a milk crate (you were confused, but after johnny explained you burst into a fit of giggles and kissed his cheek)

like johnny had been, you were mesmorised as your boyfriend essentially serenaded you

it was one of the damn cutest thing tulsa had ever seen

it was even cuter when the two of you disovered your songs mixed into a duet perfectly

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happy hundred luv!! >:000

you deserve all those followers and more. you've been writing for a long time now (cough that one phase cough-) and you hitting high numbers for each fandom you've written for it no surprise to me :>

𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 — 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭

🥐 — 100 followers already??? thank you so so much! you guys have no idea how much i appreciate it :). i wouldnt be here if it werent for you guys, so again , thank you! i love each and every one of you! <3

🥐 — hi! im kat, welcome to the diner ! i'll be your host <3.

🥐 — remember your diner etiquette (rq rules), your list of waiters and waitresses! (masterlist / people i write for), and of course, the menu! (navi)

🥐 — send me an ask with your order, one order per person!

🥐 — everything having to do with this event is tagged with "꒰ -‘๑’- ꒱↷ kats 100"

🥐 — diner is opened from July 14th - July 30th

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ MAIN MEALS

🍔 :: cheeseburger — give me a date idea with your favorite characters and i'll write a small drabble for it!

🍲 :: soup — send me a song and i'll give you a character it reminds me of!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ DRINKS

🍵 :: tea — send me a description of yourself and i'll ship you with a character!

☕ :: coffee — send me a description of yourself + your favorite character and i'll write a love letter from them!

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ DESERTS (mutual games)

🥧 :: pie — cast your moots!

🍨 :: ice cream sundae — tell me your first impression of me and i'll tell you my first impression of you !! (inspired by @/n0agranger!!) — mutuals only

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Like and reblog if your account is a safe space for trans lesbians. It feels like trans lesbians in particular get shamed and ridiculed a lot by people in and out of the community. If you’re reading this I want to let you know you’re valid and I hope your safe and doing well.

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youre my babagirl

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