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Pigeon Comic 56 - Sometimes I’m Just Tired

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Healthy Murphy Siblings Facts:

They’ve been having a two-year on-and-off prank war with a lifelike plastic iguana. They hide it in random places for the other to find and get the shit scared out of them. They know it’s found when a loud shriek rings throughout the house, and they laugh until their face gets red and veins pop out on the sides of their heads.

They know each other’s Starbucks orders by heart: Connor gets a Venti Iced Caffe Americano with a dash of milk and three Sweet’N Low packets. Zoe gets a Short Caramel Macchiato with a Birthday Cake Pop.

They totally sneak out of the house at 3am to go to Wendy’s or Taco Bell. They take their food to the playground by their house and eat on the swings. Usually while they’re still in their pajamas.

Zoe took Connor’s phone once and took a bunch of unattractive selfies and put it back without him noticing. Connor did the same a few days later with Zoe’s phone.

Zoe’s photo ID in Connor’s phone is a picture of her cross eyed, with three chins and her tongue blepped out.

Connor’s photo ID in Zoe’s phone is a picture of him with his upper lip curled, his nose scrunched up, and his eyes squinted.

Most of their notifications on Facebook are from them tagging each other in stupid memes.

Connor is often the chosen victim of Zoe’s Hair Salon™. It was painful at first, but Zoe picked it up really fast and now Connor goes to her willingly for braiding and bitching sessions. He goes to her room pissed off, but leaves a lot calmer and a killer fishtail braid.

Zoe once straightened his hair out of boredom and curiosity. Connor said he’d hide her guitar if she ever mentioned what he looked like to anyone.

They have matching colored streaks in their hair. Zoe’s is out in the open, while Connor’s is underlayered. They play rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets to pick that month’s color.

Connor painted Zoe’s nails for her Homecoming, Prom, and Graduation.

They invented a game called where Nerf meet bocce ball. There’s no scoring or rules, it’s mainly just an excuse to shoot Nerf Guns at the windows.

Zoe steals Connor’s hoodies and flannels during the winter. She says it’s to make up for all the years he stole her nail polish. He doesn’t complain.

They watch a lot of Food Network even when they can’t cook at all. They love Good Eats, Cake Wars, and Chopped.

When they’re both home from college Connor takes Zoe out to breakfast and they talk about stuff that they can’t get across over text or the phone.

Connor trusts Zoe with things that he can’t tell their dad.

Zoe trusts Connor with things she can’t tell their mom.

Just

Murphy siblings trusting each other and making up for lost time.

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A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

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friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

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some things about this video

“so i hang out with my mom”

his propeller hat & that tie

is that a toy sword

george salazar dying in the background

ukelele player is just like “wtf” most of the time or having some form of pity for the boy and im just like same

“i have opinions on cheese” ukelele player smiles & nods prompting him to continue “i eat it right from the spray can” george still dying

get urself someone who looks at you the way george looks at will

the kid played by roland is a little shit but holy fuck

“w h atev s, whatevs, it’s cool ”

MEOW MEOW MEOW ME OW

that pause

this is so fucking bad what is will roland doing what the fuck

“grab my dong and bop it” THE TOY SWORD IM FUCKING G

will roland looked so embarrassed at that part and his voice cracks

george is still fucking dying 

ukelele player & that pity smile / grimace

will roland is a great actor

pleasepepllsjnfzbpakasf i wont even bother

WHAT WAS THAT was that a cough look at salmond dying

george kept a straight face throughout that part but now hes just smiling again im crying

ukelele girl is done with your shit

AW

conclusion: whatevs, whatevs, whatevs, we are cool

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Connor Murphy probably aggressively loves Star Wars.

And I don’t just mean tiny Connor Murphy.

I mean 17 year old “Anakin Skywalker is a fucking pussy”, dressed up at the midnight premier of Episode 7, “Han shot first” Connor Murphy.

Cynthia probably bought him like three lightup lightsabers when he was a kid and he’d still have them. He definitely went as Han Solo for Halloween. Zoe probably has a Darth Vader mask.

Cynthia once tried to get a cute Facebook photo for May 4th with them together as Luke and Leia, except Zoe really wanted to be Luke, so Connor just twisted up his hair in Leia buns without a thought. Zoe totally laughed at him but Connor was just “You’re going to laugh at the most dangerous senator/general/princess/rebel you’ve ever seen? I think not.”

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if i don’t message back, it’s not your fault. you are not bothering me.

if i don’t message back it’s because

a) i didn’t see the message - This one’s pretty common. Notifications aren’t sent, I forget to check stuff, I close the message window before i see the message but after it “arrives”, I’m afk, etc. I’m not a busy person, I just miss a lot of messages.

b) i don’t know what to say - sometimes I just don’t know what to say. sorry.

c) i’m having a hard time processing that you are, in fact, actually messaging me - or i’m crying because excited but also nerves.

IT IS NOT BECAUSE

-you’re bothering me: if you were, i’d say so

-i don’t want to talk to you: i’m not a social person, i’m better at doing the askbox thing than PMs, but if you message me, i’ll message back eventually. unless you’re a porn bot or something.

-i’m ignoring you: i don’t try to ignore people- if i’m online (especially on Skype/Discord) I usually have sounds and notifications off. Skype itself is open in a different browser (download version crashes a lot), and Discord is usually minimized/closed if I have it on at all.

-anything to do with you: i honestly suck at the social/friend thing. just give it time.

feel free to PM me with anything. Questions, hugs, memes, just saying hi, I’ll talk about a lot of things if you want. If I’m not okay talking about/sharing, I’ll tell you.

I know I’m difficult to keep a conversation with. I’m sorry. Just please remember it’s not you.

and please don’t apologize for messaging me or not messaging me. sometimes I take a while to message back, sometimes i miss the message and sometimes you take a while or miss the message. we are human beings. don’t apologize for it.

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cynthia: there is only one thing worse than suicide

cynthia: *rips away paper so it says connor’s suicide*

larry: connor

cynthia: no-

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

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Evan: How's the prettiest girl in the school doing?

Zoe: I don't know, how are you?

Evan, softly, voice cracking: I'm...you think I'm the prettiest girl in the school?

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Please imagine Zoe Murphy waking up one night and going downstairs for a midnight snack and finding Connor on the kitchen floor staring at his laptop, which is not turned on:

“What are you doing?”

Connor, never moving his eyes from his laptop, “The government is watching us, Zoe.”

Zoe, grabbing the milk. “Yeah, Connor, it’s called the NSA. It’s their job.”

Connor, turning to Zoe with betrayed, bloodshot eyes, obviously high, “You knew?”

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Ok I’ve seen people sharing that first part but has anyone else seen the second part bc I’m dead😂

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50 OTP Things

I would love it if you guys sent me a number and a ship!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? 2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? 3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? 4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? 5. Who usually has nightmares? 6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 7. Who sweats the small stuff? 8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? 9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? 10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? 11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? 12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? 13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? 14. Who kills the spiders? 15. Who is scared of the dark? 16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? 17. Who works/ Who stays at home? 18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? 19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? 20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? 21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? 22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? 23. Who asks who out on the first date? 24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 25. Who wears the other ones clothes? 26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? 27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? 28. Who is the book worm? 29. Who is the better cook? 30. Who likes long walks on the beach? 31. Who is more affectionate? 32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? 33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? 34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? 35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? 36. Who is the social media addict? 37. Height difference or age difference? 38. Who likes to star gaze? 39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? 40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? 41. Who cries during sad movies? 42. Who is the neat freak? 43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? 44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? 45. Who is more likely to get drunk? 46. Who has the longer food order? 47. Who has the more complex coffee order? 48. Who loses stuff? 49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? 50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

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Just think about this: Sincerely, me. but all as Michael Lee Brown

he’s so professional 

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Jared headcannons

Jared forgiving Evan, because after reflecting with no one to talk to when he was mad at Evan he realized how badly he treated Evan for so long.

Jared and Alana always partner up for school projects cause they both know how smart they are and know that it will get done on time.

Jared Kleinman breaking down crying one at one point because he has convinced himself that Connor’s suicide is his fault because of his school shooter chic comment. Him calling Evan, him coming over and calming him down, holding him tightly so he feels safe. (They say no homo afterwards and never speak of it again)

Jared and Evan going to the orchard and actually doing what Evan described in “For Forever” .

Jared being the one to tell Alana the truth because the Murphy’s wouldn’t. Alana being slightly angry at first because she thinks Jared just did it for personal gain (the buttons) but slowly realizes he did it cause he was actually trying to be a good friend to Evan.

Jared helping run the Connor project when Evan leaves because he understands how much it still means to Alana, but staying anonymous on the blog because he still thinks he should stay behind the scenes like with the E-mails.

Jared and Alana talking about feeling alone, and Jared telling her it’s ok to call him her friend rather than her acquaintance.

Pure and wholesome friendship between Jared and Alana.

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tree bros moodboard

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zoe murphy moodboard