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ok this is one of the best tweets i’ve ever seen 

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(Brit Tucker)

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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

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“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

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fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

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“this month just really changed me”

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i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

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raccoons have people hands

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having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden