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HI A GIRL I LIKE JUST PAINTED ME THAT’S ALL

I just wanted to EXCLAIM somewhere i to cyberspace that I want to have a lavender themed wedding to this woman and I’m very happy right now!!!!!

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My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

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Traveling Witch

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Happy back to school, bitches.

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i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill

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A New Hope: Behind the Scenes

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im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

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They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

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If you’re not obsessed with your girl what the actual fuck are you doing?????

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me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her

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Reblog to lower the amount of drunk drivers

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I’m so happy for them

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the greatest plan in history

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me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

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i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

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King George III: "When your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me."

Trump: *runs for president*

The U.S: I'm moving to Britain

King George: 🐸☕️

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if you dont reblog this youre straight