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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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How to Tell

by ttanner2448

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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

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Kin Spotlight - The Sea is My Love!!

Kin spotlight! Today’s kin is The Sea is My Love, who belongs to Nashawryn @ilubooks​ !

The Sea is My Love is fickle, going from place to place and from one buck to the next. None are truly for her, really. She longs for only one thing; to see the sea in all its glory and feel it’s touch. But that’s an impossible dream for her. She has heard tales of the dangers of trying to head to it, how many don’t come back at all. So she looks for anything to fill in the painful hole in her heart where only longing can be found.

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Illustrations from “Norse Gods” by Johan Egerkrans

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A smol awoo

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From @littlemunchiepooky: “Pooky is tired from walking and just wants to be held like a baby” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2BmMl2b ]

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Here is a baby button quail on a spoon

Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon

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Monthly home maintenance suggestions

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Name: Platform: Keronga Artist: Mark Nagata Manufacturer: Takepico Material: Sofubi

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I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

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Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

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people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist

cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16

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I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

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I Wonder