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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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Guy who destroyed the last german coalition after blocking all sorts of progress since 2021 (his party stands for capitalism and fast cars), trying to get back into parliament in the election in February, gets pied (shaving cream) during a speech, just after he said that the country pays out too much Bürgergeld (welfare benefits).

The Pie Queen is saying "I think thats enough"

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Rasierschaum statt Sahne zu nehmen ist so brilliant? Es verleitet dazu das instinktiv abzulecken und dann schmeckt es noch nichtmals!? Diabolisch! So funktioniert die offene Feldschlacht!

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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Gotta go back to work tomorrow, does anybody wanna kill me so i don't have to?

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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

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deletes don’t count. this is how long you’ve known about/been part of this website. if you left and came back say when you made your first blog even if you no longer have access to it (but also tell me how long you were gone for because i’m nosy like that)

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AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

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by Comicname

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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