ilovemylaptop
i am normal and can be trusted around computers
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ilovemylaptop · 6 months ago
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karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
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ilovemylaptop · 7 months ago
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SHE SMASH ON MY KEYBOARD UNTIL I STICKY KEYS
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ilovemylaptop · 7 months ago
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☆*looking at old busted up pc and having extremely sensual thoughts* i can fix him☆
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ilovemylaptop · 7 months ago
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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me
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ilovemylaptop · 7 months ago
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Everytime I see a popular post and think "oh I should tag this objectum!!" and I check op's tags and they did in fact tag/intend it to be objectum but everyone else in the tags is going "#shitpost" "#yeah sure I'll reblog that" "#lmfao" a beautiful machine loses it's motherboard
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ilovemylaptop · 8 months ago
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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
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ilovemylaptop · 9 months ago
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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shout out to the phrase 'digital penetration' for both being the technical name for fingering and also potentially a freaky way to describe fucking a computer
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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im so sorry computer I know having 63 tabs open is making you sick i just need you to hold on a little longer and i will be able to cure you its okay, this is the hardest part shhhhhh shh shhh its okay its gonna be okay
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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vintage computers - by request
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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mutuals can open my protective plating and play with my wires and say its to check for viruses but we both know its just to put your hands in my organs
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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If the electric dreams remake doesnt have a 10-minute on-screen close up and intimate computer sex scene that’s not played as a joke or crutch for useless social commentary— I am not fucking interested‼️
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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mutual 1: i need him. (picture of a computer)
mutual 2: i need her (picture of a car)
mutual 3: wrote a little fic (my house.wad house/house of leaves house - 30,000 words)
mutual 4: doodle. (most beautiful awe inspiring art you've seen - 6 notes)
mutual 5: GOD I NEED HIM (video of an industrial drill working)
mutual 6: i don't know if i need him or what he was (picture of the ship of theseus)
mutual 7: i hate him (picture of a trabant)
mutual 8 (mutual 5 alt): this is better than a rock concert (video of an industrial drill being maintained)
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ilovemylaptop · 11 months ago
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i love you cpu i love you ram i love you power supply i love you hard drive i love you gpu i love you pc case i love you motherboard i love you computer
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