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Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
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SUPERNATURAL 4.22 | “Lucifer Rising”
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psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.
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how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?
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Tumblr’s trying to block my caecilians😂😂😂
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Someone fire tumbridge please
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book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot
book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS
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Tom Holland’s face when Jimmy Kimmel asks if anyone dies in Infinity War is fucking killing me:
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Ugh. Need. New. Car.
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death of a bachelor is a good song
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quick reminders about Greek mythology:
Persephone is black/has dark skin
Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)
Gaia is black/has dark skin
Hades is disabled
Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]
Eros is pansexual
Athena is most likely asexual
Dionysus is bisexual
all of the nymphs are nonbinary
Persephone is the goddess of spring growth
Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades
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#PREACH
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Little Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos, near tears: … everything.
Me, sitting in the theatre, throwing my kit kats at the screen: AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, YOU OBESE RASIN
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Best tweet I’ve ever read.
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