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What if when we die god says “So how was hell?”
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People complain about being rejected while online dating; but 20 years ago, we’d have to accept all those rejections face-to-face, and that would be a lot more brutal.
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Maybe You don’t have to smile so sad Laugh when you’re feeling bad I promise I won’t Chase you You don’t have to dance so blue You don’t have to say I do When baby you don’t Just tell me The one thing you never told me Then let go of me Hell just throw me Maybe if you wanna go home Tell me if I’m back on my own Giving back a heart that’s on loan Just tell me if you wanna go home Oh maybe You don’t have to kill so kind Pretend to ease my mind When baby you won’t Oh sugar You don’t have to be so sweet I know who you’re going to meet Don’t say that I don’t So maybe I won’t let your memory haunt me I’ll be sleepwalking With the lonely If you’re taking me home Tell me if I’m back on my own Giving back a heart that’s on loan Just tell me if you wanna go home Tell me if you wanna go home Cause I’m just not sure Tell me if I’m back on my own How to get back there Giving back a heart that’s on loan And I just can’t bear Tell me if you wanna go home If you’re not there Ooh ooh ooh ooh Baby If you’re taking me home Tell me if I’m back on my own Giving back a heart that’s on loan Tell me if you wanna go Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go, wanna Cause I’m just not sure How to get back there And I just can’t bear If you’re not there Tell me if you wanna go home Cause I’m just not sure Tell me if I’m back on my own How to get back there Giving back a heart that’s on loan And I just can’t bear Just tell me if you wanna go home Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go, wanna Wanna go, wanna Wanna go, wanna
“Tell Me If You Wanna Go Home”
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endless love sentence meme
feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“i watched her for all of high school, waiting for that perfect moment to talk to her.”
“how is everyone gonna know how ridiculous and funny you are if all you ever do is hang out with mom and dad?”
“let me guess, you were protecting _____.”
“our song is romantic and big. so we should probably do a lot of figure skating moves.”
“i’ve wanted to kiss you since the 10th grade.”
“internship? you never mentioned that.”
“love is wonderful but it’s not all you need.”
“i should probably go before everyone wakes up.”
“i don’t wanna leave. tell me to stay.”
“well, you’re home late.”
“nice to know i’m not the only one disappointing dad.”
“thank god you’re here!”
“didn’t it worry you that she wasn’t out in the world, experiencing life?”
“she’s falling in love! when was the last time you saw her this happy?”
“let’s be young and dumb, just for tonight.”
“there’s nothing you can say that will change the way i feel about him!”
“it’s time to let her go, let her have the success she deserves.”
“this is just a summer fling, this is not real love.
“you’re not good enough, you’re just like your father.”
“i wouldn’t have cared if you would’ve just told me!”
“i know i’m not good enough for you.”
“_____’s not a criminal! he’s just a kid with shit luck!”
“i’ve lost a child, i’m not losing another.”
“can you at least tell him that i love him?”
“what if ____ was the one and i let her go?”
“i had to see you.”
“we can leave tonight, we can go anywhere.”
“let’s go!”
“i don’t wanna leave you like this.”
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You'll never know how I feel about you
But I wish I had the guts to tell you.
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