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I let a gnome try a hit from the penjamin and he died screaming

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sorry i got a huge wet spot on my boxers and started whining and whimpering and rutting against you while we were play fighting. ignore it. uhhh yeah it will happen again. sorry

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this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

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this

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I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂

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pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

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can’t stop thinking about this tweet. my fairytale faggotland

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gay porn blogs will reblog the world’s most normal picture of the world’s most normal man and caption it some shit like. His farmer’s tan had consumed his life… ever since he got hit by the Farmer’s Tan Ray

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Getting sucked into a jet engine and coming out the other side a little more handsome

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dont unfollow me im pregnant with your post

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don't fall yourself a power bottom unless you throw it back like this

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beautiful cheetal and her baby Cheetos they are really beautiful like gather to take picture for memory to look at when grow ,look to their eyes focus to the camera man

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hulk hogan recounts harrowing encounter with mummy

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I need him griping and complaining on it

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getting tied up and blindfolded by a group of girls and you have to guess whose cock is slapping your face. if you guess wrong, they get to fuck your ass. sometimes you guess right but they fuck your ass anyway because how are you going to prove it? what are you going to do about it?

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea