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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
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great time to be alive if you're an idiot
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the way this review gets me deep inside (by @nancysavoca!)
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most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree
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watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
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They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end
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remember: no matter how bad things get, no matter what disastrous policies are chosen, no matter what crises we walk into, it is imperative that you keep posting as much as possible. no political settlement is possible without you yelling online at your opponents—and crucially, at your allies
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low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me
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