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thank you adventure time for inventing gay people 🙏

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Questions To Ask Yourself About Your OTP:

A: How long did it take for them to get together?

B: Who asked who out? Who caused the first kiss? Who proposes?

C: Would these characters want to get married? If the answer is yes then what would their wedding be like?

D: What would cause an amicable breakup? What would cause a rough break up?

E: What AU would you want this couple involved in?

F: What's your least favorite AU for this couple?

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G: Do you think this couple would ever get any pets?

H: Do you think this couple would ever want to have children?

I: What would they fight about most often?

J: Who's the most protective one?

K: Who's faster to get jealous?

L: When did they first start having feelings for each other?

M: When did they first fall in love with each other?

N: If they could buy any gift for the other person without worrying about money, what would they get?

O: What type of homemade gift would they make for the other person?

P: What's their ideal date night?

Q: Has a date night ever gone wrong in a bad or hilarious way?

R: How do they sleep at night? (EX: Do they cuddle? Do they sleep back to back? Does one person snore so loud that they keep the other one awake?)

S: Who's faster to initiate physical contact?

T: What's their favorite type of physical contact? (EX: Kissing, hand holding, cuddling, etc.)

U: If they celebrate Halloween, what couple's costume would they wear? Or would they think it was cringy and not wear a matching one?

V: If they could pick out an outfit for their partner, what would they choose?

W: Who had feelings first?

X: What's their favorite thing about their partner?

Y: Who does more chores and who does what?

Z: If they assigned their partner an animal what would they pick?

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I LOVED your new years one thank youuuuu may I request some royalty prompts/dialogue? Like maybe a royal x a royal OR royal x servant if possible please~

(happy new years btw hope you have a decent 2023). 🥂

(A late ass happy new year and I hope 2023 has been decent to you so far!)

List of “royal x royal” prompts 

“This castle’s ground is all that I ever knew, until I met you — you, who brought me a whole new perspective of the world beyond these walls. And God, is it fucking beautiful when I’m experiencing it beside you.” 

“My father hates you.” “Trust me, I know. My father hates me too, but I’m the only child who can inherit the throne so… You know. It’s rough out here.” 

“You’re indebted to me for life, love.” “…Fuck you.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this. We might run the risk of getting caught,” Character A murmurs as Character B’s hand settles on the small of their back. “Tell me you don’t want this and I’ll stop,” Character B says, staring into Character A’s eyes. Character A doesn’t say anything in response, and Character B smiles, hand straying further down. “Thought so.” 

“I promise you I’ll do whatever it takes to take you down.” “And so will I.” 

“I don’t want to take the throne. I don’t want any of this. I never asked for this.” “…Neither do I. Let’s… Let’s run away together? To somewhere else, where no one can find us. Where we don’t have to hide; where we don’t have to be under the control of our own parents.” 

“What the fuck are you doing here?!” “I came to see you, what do you think?”

“How did you get into my room?!” “Might have sneaked past the guards and bribed some of the weaker ones who saw me and injured the ones who tried to fight me?” 

Throwing cursory glances at each other whenever their families are in the same room as each other.

“We’re destined to be enemies, not lovers. At least not in this life. We’re not meant to be.” “I don’t care. Fuck destiny, we’ll make our own destiny if it means I get to be with you.” 

List of “royal x servant” prompts 

“You’ve been there for me since we were kids. You’re my best friend. You’ve been through the good and the bad with me. You’ve never left my side, and maybe you didn’t have a choice in the matter, but you never gave me any indicators that you wanted to abandon me. You’re everything I could ever want. I’m not letting them you send you away like this.” 

“The thing is, you can give me anything in the world but yourself. You’ve given the world yourself, but you can’t give the same to me. And I don’t want anything but you.”

“Let’s elope.” “I can’t make you throw away everything just to—” “I don’t want any of those things anyways. I never asked for them. I want you, and only you.” 

“Can you come into my room for a second?” “But—” “Do as I say before I make you.” 

“What’s all of this?” “I bought all of this for you.” “You know you can’t just worm your way into someone’s heart with money, right?” 

“Me or the throne?” “God, don’t fucking do this—” “Did I stutter? Me? Or the Throne?”

“Sir/Madam—” “I told you to use my name.”

“Did you ever think that maybe this isn’t going to work out? If you truly loved me, then you’d let me go and find someone I can actually be with.” “…But do you really want me to let you go?” 

“You need to get off your high horse; you’re not better than anyone else just because you have your whole life planned out for you. Destined to sit and die on that throne, or have someone murder you in cold blood to take your place, and then being remembered as the one who died to some backstabbing asshole; a little sad, don’t you think?” “…No one else other than you speaks to me like this. It’s hot. Keep talking.” 

“Status? That doesn’t mean shit if you’re not by my side.” Character A sighs, running their fingers through their hair, their head drooping. “Just— I’m sorry, I know it’s selfish for me to say, but please don’t leave. I’ve only ever had you. You’re the only one who can look me in the eyes and tell me how it is; the only one who understands what I really want. The only one who understands the real me.” 

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May the whole sky fall

May it all come down

Waste it all for the truth

For the fool in her wedding gown

These are ocs! But anyway they’re in an arranged marriage for a bit and neither of them want to be so they’re kind of pissy with each other. They end up getting into relationships anyway and get out of the betrothal.

*also bonus pictures from their respective weddings with their actual partners because I can’t draw them sad without fixing it

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Eri from Pokémon scarlet and violet is so funny to me. She is at least six feet tall. She has a wrestling mask that she does not take off. She is a leading figure in a criminal organization. She wears a fucking princess costume. She was even gay.

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✨hasta la vistarrrrrrr✨

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Au where before the Team Star bosses do their community service at the STCs, Clavell has them do internships with Gym Leaders

Penny was going to intern with Geeta herself, but Geeta had to go away for some urgent League business, so Penny was left with- you guessed it- Larry (Larry accepted the change of plans without question because at this point he’s just used to having random jobs sprung on him).

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Starting off the year with A Lad.

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Sorry guys but this is just. The best Pokémon to ever exist

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She is my best friend and I would die for her

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☀️✨The Sun and the Star(s)✨☀️

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no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

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How I Assume the Cash Flow at Nadja’s Vampire Nightclub Works

Vampires pay wraiths for entrance fees, drinks, etc.

Wraiths pocket a few dollars per transaction and hand the rest to the Guide

The Guide stuffs her pockets with cash and hands the rest to Guillermo

Guillermo counts the money, pockets as much as he can physically carry, and records only the remainder as actual income.  He hands what’s left to Nadja (this part is canon)

Nadja tosses most of the cash into a secret compartment for personal use, and takes whatever scraps remain to the actual bank or whatever

Nadja tells Lazlo and Nandor how much they’ve made :)

(Colin Robinson is probably also embezzling somehow)

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anyway wwdits s4e5 private school might be my favorite episode of the series yet. gay shenanigans. absolutely moronic tomfoolery. just the stupidest most nonsensical nothing plot in the world. and then at the last minute we find out both Guillermo AND nadja are embezzling from the club. meanwhile nandor and laszlo are yelling about reaming each other. zero notes.

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Colin gets Uncle Memo’s hand-me-downs PLEASE