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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING

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*at the club* hell yeah! turn up the gregorian chanting! *DJ starts whipping the gregorian monks faster*

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gravity falls fans are so mysterious. soos is right there and ur fucking the triangle?

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why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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btw i don’t really trust anyone immediately being like “wow trump just won the election” after this bc like. no he hasn’t. is propaganda going to get worse? sure. but the wording of “he’s already won, it’s over now” would also be said by someone who wants you to think it’s no longer important to go out and vote. we don’t need leftists doing his propaganda work for him. please know it is still important to vote! don’t accept defeat! we can still keep him out of office! you still need to vote! it’s not fucking over!!!!!!!!!

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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen